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Something Clever 2.0: Enough With the Freakin' Petitions, Already!
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Nov 14, 2013. Enough With the Freakin' Petitions, Already! Or, How Change.org is the worst thing to happen to the internet. How many petitions have you been asked to sign in the last month? Did you sign them all? Did you actually give a shit about the goal? And most importantly, do you think they will actually work? I have three examples for you. Hooray! A concerned citizen has called on Victoria's Secret to hire transgender model Carmen Carrera. Models, never mind what organs they may or may not have.
Something Clever 2.0: I'm Going to Be Inspirational Now, Sorry.
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Jan 21, 2015. I'm Going to Be Inspirational Now, Sorry. I'm sorry I haven't been around on the blog much lately. I've been busy achieving my dreams. Sorry I'm not trying to get all Oprah on you. Let me back up. A little over three years ago, I was a bored stay-at-home mom, so I started this blog. If you're a fellow blogger, you're probably nodding your head right now. I didn't know what I wanted out of it; I just knew that I liked to write, and I liked to entertain people. But I wanted to get paid. So I ...
Something Clever 2.0: I'm so glad a celebrity didn't crash my wedding.
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Feb 5, 2015. I'm so glad a celebrity didn't crash my wedding. Can we talk about the weird trend of celebrities crashing weddings lately? Maroon 5- Nobody fell for this hoax video for a second because, obviously no one would be happy about Maroon 5 crashing their wedding. I’ve heard of DJs getting fired for even suggesting. A Maroon 5 song. And I’d be all, "Pssht, Rushmore. Was Wes Anderson’s worst movie. Let’s talk about Ghostbusters 2. And all the ways that it was vastly superior to the original.".
Something Clever 2.0: July 2014
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Jul 30, 2014. How Clean Does Your House Need to Be? Just a quick NickMom link for you today. Are you expecting company? Yeah, that's pretty much the only time I clean, too. But before you knock yourself out Swiffering the ceiling fan, consult this chart. To see how much effort you really. Need to put into it:. Don't rely on Facebook to show you all my posts! Jul 24, 2014. I'm jealous of my kid. Is that weird? So I got to thinking about all the words and phrases that are now obsolete, thanks to modern tec...
Something Clever 2.0: Painless Vaginal Delivery is Possible!
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May 22, 2013. Painless Vaginal Delivery is Possible! You may or may not know that I have one child, and he was delivered through a planned c-section. Sure, I labored (unmedicated) for three hours, because nurses are bitches. But that doesn't count. You superhero vaginal birth mommies will always be bigger martyrs than me. A little over a month ago, Kim was feeling randy, and offered to to impregnate one of her readers with a (patent pending? Like her favorite wine, and the tales of her failed dinner atte...
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Mommy Rotten: October 2014
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I'm the Mom who makes you feel better about your own mothering. By comparison. Thursday, 30 October 2014. Passive Aggressive Agenda War. So Frack has this agenda thing that I'm supposed to look at every day. I am no stranger to the agenda. The agenda has been the bane of my existence since Frick was in 1st grade 7 years ago. I know what is expected with the agenda. This year is turning out to be a little different. What does she want me to sign? Then last week I noticed that she had circled every single ...
Mommy Rotten: My Son Doesn't Understand Me!
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I'm the Mom who makes you feel better about your own mothering. By comparison. Tuesday, 30 September 2014. My Son Doesn't Understand Me! I am having a bad Mom day. I've been trying to keep my head up for a little too long and this morning I just crashed, so I need to vent a little. My son doesn't understand me, or anyone else for that matter. At least that's how it feels right now. Frack is considered to be at his age level for language development.". At first I really tried to keep myself up. Hey, a...
Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-12-02
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Best of the Web. WTF Friday: Episode 7 - - A Christmas Photo Contest! There's a Contest at The Monkey House! Line: two prizes will be given. I ask that the trees actually be ones you took part in decorating or at least drove by and saw with your own eyes (i.e. don't just find something hideous on the interwebs). Better Homes and Gardens. But I think even my stick-covered tree is pretty. So, anyone can win! Here are a couple examples:. Ugly Tree - This could win a prize! So, the three cents I will get in ...
Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2013-07-21
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Best of the Web. It's a Hawaiian Delicacy! Photo graciously lifted off the net from here. During the time I was a missing person in the blogosphere, I'm proud to say I have developed quite a following. Of spammers. Particularly ones that own websites about payday loans. Not sure why they see my blog as the perfect space to peddle their wares, but the joke's on them! I don't get a paycheck! Anyway, I thought I'd share some of the gems I have found while cleaning up the spam. See, I don't buy into this, as...
Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2014-10-26
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Best of the Web. World's Best Pizza Sauce. I am a bit of a pizza addict. I think of it as a food group and try to treat it as such by eating as much of it as I can, as often as I can. And I prefer to make my own pizza because I am A) Cheap, and B) It tastes soooo much better than anything given to you by a guy in a Nissan Sentra. Pizza Sauce is KEY! UNTIL LAST NIGHT, YO! This pizza sauce was sooo good! SO, here it is. My recipe for THE:. 1 6 oz Can of Tomato Paste. 1/2 tsp Granulated Garlic. About The Mo...
Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2012-11-18
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Best of the Web. Who Needs Pants When You Have Ham Hock Legs? It has come to my attention that I'm surrounded by needy bastards. People who need time, people who need attention, people who need money, people who need approval, people who need a good kick in the pants. and to be perfectly honest, I have become really, really, annoyed. 1) I need pants. There, I said it. I don't have one goddamned pair of pants that fit. Not one. 2) I need more money for the finer things in life. Like pants. Move stuff arou...
Embracing Chaos | Nothing By The Book
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Nothing By The Book. Find “Jane”. December 31, 2012. Or, unParenting unResolutions. Wake up, big mama. I love you so very very very much. This is how Ender sets up the mood for the day ensuring that no matter what he flushes down the toilet or smashes into pieces with the meat mallet ( How the hell did he find it again? I hid it on top of the fridge! He is who he is; he is three. He’s careening towards three-and-a-half (see Surviving 3.5 and 5.5: A cheat sheet. And I make no resolutions to yell less.
Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2013-01-06
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Best of the Web. It Was The Best of Times, It Was The End of Times. So it has been a year since I last wrote. Well, at least the year has changed. There has been so much going on in the Monkey House, I just haven't had a chance to catch-up. But fear not, I'll eventually get back into the swing of things. I got an email from my mother yesterday that said simply,. I MISS THE MONKEYS! I get it. I'm a slacker. Thanks Ma. A funny gal you should definitely check out. She's unmuted Yo'! So my prompt is:. And th...
Three Monkeys and a Martini: 2014-10-12
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Best of the Web. Liar, Liar, Eyes Look Like a Tire Fire. Used Under Creative Commons License. Anyhoo. Feeling utterly lost and confused, I popped in to this blog, eyes half-covered ready for someone to spit at me. But all I got was a post from over a year ago titled "I'm Back, Yo" (Hahaha. I lied ;) And coincidentally (or is it ironic) this blog was started 1 year and 364 days ago today! And speaking of free stuff. check out the fabulous giveaway from Citrus Lane here! Stay At Home MOMMY! Packed with awe...
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Who Woulda Thought?: A To Z Challenge: Idiots
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Wednesday, April 10, 2013. A To Z Challenge: Idiots. One badass bounty hunter. What better topic to write about for the letter I than idiots. The problem is these idiots are my own flesh and blood, these idiots are the Minions. The problem is I don't see it. When we ask him why he didn't pick up the Legos, he tells us he thought we said shower. He's an idiot or maybe it's the earwax taking over. He's an idiot like his brothers and he did it again, this time from #1's basket. Labels: A to Z Challenge.
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May 4, 2012. I'm currently in Calculus I, and (I know this is going to bite me in the ass later) it's far easier than I thought it would be. Maybe I expected it to be really tough because people who I consider smart/intelligent (there's a difference! April 1, 2012. Hold the turtlenecks). Instead, I did that side-bang-across-the-forehead thing, which really wasn't as tough as it looked (thanks to Product! Thus ends a boring post in which I write about my hair. Oh, hey, and Canada was fun, too! This time, ...
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Monday, August 10, 2015. Sean and Soccer Save the World. Years ago, during the 2010 World Cup final http:/ somethingclever13.blogspot.com/2010/07/two-teams-one-cup.html. First of all, if you're not a soccer fan, let me briefly review how cards work in soccer (and if you are a soccer fan.ya know.why? Clearly, this would be an excellent addition to everyday life, so the question is how do we implement it effectively? This also raises the question of whether or not kids get cards. I think we need to has...
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Feb 5, 2015. I'm so glad a celebrity didn't crash my wedding. Can we talk about the weird trend of celebrities crashing weddings lately? Maroon 5- Nobody fell for this hoax video for a second because, obviously no one would be happy about Maroon 5 crashing their wedding. I’ve heard of DJs getting fired for even suggesting. A Maroon 5 song. And I’d be all, Pssht, Rushmore. Was Wes Anderson’s worst movie. Let’s talk about Ghostbusters 2. And all the ways that it was vastly superior to the original. Over th...
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Published in. . . Tuesday, August 11, 2015. The Springville Museum of Art. Has hosted a Utah quilt show for 42 years now. The show is always filled with beautiful pieces. My friend, Anne Munoz, won a ribbon for her beautiful piece. This is Anne's other entry into the show. I love this quilt made by Ruth Ewers. Ruth is a wonderful quilter and always so generous with her knowledge. She has taught me a lot. This is my Moonlight piece made from Gelli printed pieces of fabric. I have a number of UFO's in my c...
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Tuesday, July 27, 2010. D So today's tip is a very simple tip I enjoy using on regular basis. It's easy, convenient and makes life a little easier. How many times do you empty your trash cans only to come back to it an hour later to throw something away and discovering you forgot to reline it? I do this pretty often. Then whatever needs to be thrown away has to be put somewhere until I reline my trash can. Which depending on my mood lasts anywhere from 2 minutes to 2 days! It works. So my tip? And I am l...
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