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Jaime's Rants: September 2005
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Wednesday, September 28, 2005. Minimum Wage vs. Living Wage. Posted by Jaime Schwarz @ 5:45 PM. Monday, September 26, 2005. This President is disgusting (originally posted Septemeber 10, 2005). We've all been living through this horrific event in piecemeal, finding incompetence after incompetence. And all of it up to now has been about our leaders, local and federal, being lazy, ignorant, and/or complaisant. Http:/ www.senate.gov/. Http:/ www.house.gov/. Http:/ www.whitehouse.gov/. I don't know about you...
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Jaime's Rants: June 2006
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Friday, June 02, 2006. Anyone else this far over the edge? Posted by Jaime Schwarz @ 8:35 AM. Brooklyn, New York, United States. View my complete profile. My portfolio, almost done.almost! These ball busters will fuck you up.BITCH! Paging Dr. Freud, Emily's got something to say. Nobody reads Guillo's blog. Books I've read and my ever-changing portfolio. Rebecca's got bacon greese. Sarah P multiplied to the blog power. My sister Darcy is an artist, this is her work. Steve'O you're my Her'O. How to go green.
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Jaime's Rants: October 2005
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Monday, October 31, 2005. A semen stain on America. Such a wise statement on the lawn of the whitehouse today on a sign held by a, let's just say less-than-enthused citizen. It simply said: "Would someone please give him a blow job so we can impeach him! Posted by Jaime Schwarz @ 8:35 PM. Friday, October 28, 2005. Libby's sleepin' wit da fishes. Tony Soprano (The boss): Cheney. Uncle Junior (The guy who thinks he's boss): Bush. Livia (Tony's mother, still influential from beyond the grave): Barbara Bush.
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Jaime's Rants: May 2006
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Friday, May 26, 2006. Hey MA I'm in da paper! If you get the New York Times, my first, albeit shitty, ad is on the bottom of page A19 today for Harvey Electronics. That's right, the first section baby! Posted by Jaime Schwarz @ 8:43 AM. Thursday, May 18, 2006. Brad Pitt, sexiest man alive 2040. Is there another answer to this problem of men prolonging their barmitvahs while women are still forced to have theirs before Aunt Flow stops her visits? Posted by Jaime Schwarz @ 7:25 AM. Wednesday, May 10, 2006.
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Jaime's Rants: December 2005
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Sunday, December 25, 2005. I thought I could still sit on Santa's Lap even though I look like him now. What's a Jew talking about Christmas for? Which brings me back to my original point. Every Christmas morning the family would gather at the top of our stairs in ascending order of age, my brother in the front, my dad in the back (grandma behind him when she could make it to Chappaqua from Baltimore - Hi Grandma! Because it's what Schwarz's do best,. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good life! And it'...
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How I Died Today: Sailing Takes Me Away
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How I Died Today. All the ways I meet my demise on a given day. These scenarios play out as overly dramatic movies in my head daily, hourly, sometimes by the minute. Eventually, I suppose, one of them will be correct. Until then, this is how I died today. Wednesday, April 11, 2007. Sailing Takes Me Away. 9:04pm- Go up to top deck to gaze at stars. The millions of twinkling lights appear to be falling down on top of me. And so they are. Sucked into black hole. Other than that, pretty good day. Worship Whi...
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How I Died Today: August 2006
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How I Died Today. All the ways I meet my demise on a given day. These scenarios play out as overly dramatic movies in my head daily, hourly, sometimes by the minute. Eventually, I suppose, one of them will be correct. Until then, this is how I died today. Thursday, August 17, 2006. 11:00am- Walk into Book Passage in Corte Madera to attend 4-day Travel Writing workshop. So nervous, barf down front of shirt and pants and subsequently choke on the remainder. Other than that, pretty good day. How I Died Today.
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How I Died Today: December 2006
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How I Died Today. All the ways I meet my demise on a given day. These scenarios play out as overly dramatic movies in my head daily, hourly, sometimes by the minute. Eventually, I suppose, one of them will be correct. Until then, this is how I died today. Friday, December 29, 2006. On The Eve Of Distruction. 10:01pm- Step lively at Bimbo’s, enjoying an evening of swing dancing and drinks. Spot woman I think is Eva von Slut, a buxom pinup girl boyfriend and I have seen around the scene. Conf...11:16pm- Wa...
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How I Died Today: July 2006
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How I Died Today. All the ways I meet my demise on a given day. These scenarios play out as overly dramatic movies in my head daily, hourly, sometimes by the minute. Eventually, I suppose, one of them will be correct. Until then, this is how I died today. Monday, July 31, 2006. Pork, The Other White Meat That Can Kill You. 2:59pm- Consume leftover, room-temperature pork mid-flight. Still delicious, even with trichinosis. Other than that, pretty good day. How I Died Today. Sunday, July 30, 2006. 12:03pm- ...
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Jaime's Rants: February 2006
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Saturday, February 25, 2006. The end is the beginning is the end. I'll start with global warming since that's the one where Independence Day gave me the idea. Aliens were attacking and 1/2 the world was dead and what happened? The rest of the world came together to fuck those aliens up. Hurray! So, what's our alien invasion? And if civil war breaks out in Iraq the next step would be Iran siding with the Shiites and Saudi Arabia, Syria, etc. siding with the Sunnis (or do I have that reversed? Cheers to y'...