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the diary of mrs x: The Thing That Almost Killed Me

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The diary of mrs x. I'm not clumsy, i'm a walking disaster, thank you very much. Tuesday, August 26, 2008. The Thing That Almost Killed Me. It was almost Christmas. It was The Very Bad, No Good Year. I was wrapping presents and wondering if the teeth on the tape roll would be sharp enough to slit my wrists. I could make it through the day without trying to drown myself in the sink. And then the phone rang. It was our Doctor. It was 8 pm. Doctors don't call at 8 pm with good news. And soul crushing worry.

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the diary of mrs x: 08/21/08

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The diary of mrs x. I'm not clumsy, i'm a walking disaster, thank you very much. Thursday, August 21, 2008. Send Help. Or Tequila. Tequila would be nice. I hate it when my husband has to go out of town. Everytime he does, my kids choose this moment to apeshit bananas. They're all sweet and 'Aww. We'll miss you Daddy" and then the door closes and they turn to me and. stare. They've been working out their little plan and now it is time to rain Hell upon the Mom unit. Sure it starts out innocently enough.

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the diary of mrs x: 08/01/08

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The diary of mrs x. I'm not clumsy, i'm a walking disaster, thank you very much. Friday, August 01, 2008. Gym: 1 Me: -2,346. I recently started working out. somewhere. At a gym. With other people. Already I know you're saying,. This is a very bad idea! Yes, I know. There is something about me that when I get around other people I end up making an ass of myself. It's a gift. Things were going well until I tried to get out of it. This is going to be fun. Really. Labels: Im not clumsy. A Density of Souls by...

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the diary of mrs x: 07/21/08

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The diary of mrs x. I'm not clumsy, i'm a walking disaster, thank you very much. Monday, July 21, 2008. Like I'm the First Person to Ask For It. Employee of unnamed delivery company: *Unnamed company* How can I help you? Me: Hi, I'd like to order an arrangement. Is it possible to just do a whole arrangement of chocolate dipped bananas? EUDC: We do have a box of dipped bananas. Me: No, I'm talking about like, a bouquet. Those are just chunks in a box. Me: But is it possible. Before you dip them. Life of P...

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Verbal Vomit: Wow, how tme flies (Mostly)

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Wednesday, July 13, 2011. Wow, how tme flies (Mostly). Yes, time flies, except when you are unemployed, sitting at DMV, the hospital, or being forced to watch a Doogie Howser Marathon. Alright, Doogie is ok, but the others suck. So, tune back in soon. Lots has happened at the former Shenaniganze job, some funny, some serious, some downright ridiculous, and some slanderous. شركة كشف تسربات المياه بالاحساء. كشف تسربات المياه بالاحساء. شركة عزل اسطح بالاحساء. شركة عزل خزانات المياه بالاحساء.

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Verbal Vomit: 09/01/2011 - 10/01/2011

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Thursday, September 01, 2011. Where did August go? Not that I am terribly sad to see it leave, I mean, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other more minor and personal things, but it did seem to go fast. I am glad cooler weather is arriving. I am not glad that more creative ideas for posting have not entered my brain lately, and I am sorry for that. Hopefully the cooler weather will inspire me soon. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Where did August go? Blogs you should visit too. If I ran the universe.

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Verbal Vomit: 11/01/2010 - 12/01/2010

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Friday, November 12, 2010. Huh What should I do? My ex, wants to be facebook friends after two years of being apart. Two years of no apologies for the shit I was put through. I'm not sure if I should do it. Or maybe this is just considered "moving on"? Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Huh What should I do? Blogs you should visit too. If I ran the universe. Jinx (apparently not updating anymore.). Annaland (gain a child, stop blogging, Geez, Anna! Straight Guy with girly dogs.

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Verbal Vomit: Give me my money.

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Thursday, August 04, 2011. Give me my money. It's never easy, is it? I have been waiting for money for my unemployment, and waiting, and finally found out it went to a card from years ago when I was laid off from Circuit City. So, of course I had to ask for a replacement card. And the bank had all of my old info, and didn't believe I was me at first. I think I just have a problem with banks in general. Remember the bank who wouldn't cash my check because it had my nickname on it? شركة عزل اسطح بالاحساء.

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I'm a Hoe: December 2012

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Not to be mistaken for a rake or shovel. Wednesday, December 19, 2012. Necessary to the Security of a Free State. A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. What it says and really means is that individuals' rights to keep and use weapons shall not be taken away or reduced because. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). This is one goofball's exercise in extending a metaphor as far as possible.