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Turkey Droppings: Top TenThings I Don't Want to Hear
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Monday, November 19, 2007. Top TenThings I Don't Want to Hear. My grocery store is in a rough neighborhood. When I, Tarquin Churchwell, have to shop, these are ten things I don't want to hear:. 10 "One Diet Coke, bag of chips - $39.99.". 9 "If you're here for the crack dealer training film, it's in the back.". 8 "You ever done it in an ice cream freezer? 7 "What, no machine gun today, Mr. Corleone? 6 "If your slurpee tastes like boogers, they're mine.". 5 "You got a minute to talk about stalking? Breakin...
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Turkey Droppings: Captured By Cameras For The First Time
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Monday, February 18, 2008. Captured By Cameras For The First Time. Some of my best ideas come right out of the fridge. Posted by About Me. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Breaking News blog link. Coalition To Stamp Out Thomas Churchwell poster.
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Bat Droppings: Major Funding for this Broadcast
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Monday, November 12, 2007. Major Funding for this Broadcast. This morning I, Tarquin Churchwell, wrote a post on my hater blog titled "How To Change Your IP To Someone Else's.". Fans, you can always count on me to share my crime tips. Labels: I miss prison. Tarquin, Thy true name is Mr. Proxy. November 12, 2007 at 3:24 PM. November 12, 2007 at 6:05 PM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. Bored people having phone sex.
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Turkey Droppings: Hate, Inc.
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Thursday, November 22, 2007. Want to know how I, Tarquin Churchwell, spent my thank-LESS Thanksgiving? I spent the day gobbling hate, of course. Posted by About Me. Labels: How I spent my Thanksgiving. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Breaking News blog link.
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Turkey Droppings: Help Wanted: Stalker
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007. Posted by About Me. Labels: stalker want ad. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Breaking News blog link. Coalition To Stamp Out Thomas Churchwell poster. How I spent my Thanksgiving. Overheard at Macys Thanksgiving Parade.
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Bat Droppings: My Shorts Are On Fire, Cause I'm A Liar!
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Friday, May 2, 2008. My Shorts Are On Fire, Cause I'm A Liar! Like I always prove on my other blogs, I don't tell the truth about myself, so how can I tell it about other people? Liar liar pants on fire. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Bored people having phone sex.
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Bat Droppings: Put It on Your Blog
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Thursday, November 1, 2007. Put It on Your Blog. Let's get serious," my therapist said, as he handed me a poem by Edgar Allan Poe. "Take this home with you and read it," he begged. "Put it on your blog.". From childhood's hour I have not been. As others were; I have not seen. As others saw; I could not bring. My passions from a common spring. From the same source I have not taken. My sorrow; I could not awaken. My heart to joy at the same tone;. And all I loved, I loved alone. In its autumn tint of gold,.
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Bat Droppings: Miss Understandings
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Saturday, November 10, 2007. I am going to die. Yep, someday I will kick the bucket into hell, and who knows if they have blogs down there? To all of you, I am sorry. Administrator's note: "A Lover's Concerto" is no longer playing. Labels: twisted lovers concerto. November 10, 2007 at 3:15 PM. November 10, 2007 at 4:28 PM. Your an ass wipe. I can still get women. Can you? I didn't think so. November 10, 2007 at 4:35 PM. Looks like Anon wants a group suck off but can't score any Viagra. Bus ride to hell.
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Bat Droppings: Amazing Sunrise
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Friday, November 2, 2007. Watching TV this morning, I captured this shot with my video camera. Administrator's note: "My Kind of Town" is no longer playing. Labels: the Google blimp. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Bored people having phone sex. Bus ride to hell.
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Bat Droppings: Never Ends Like Pulling Taffy
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Monday, November 5, 2007. Never Ends Like Pulling Taffy. I just got home and already I'm posting big WADS of hate. And if that don't surprise you, I posted about me emailing a "company" which, for a price, said they will "get rid of" THIS blog. I miss prison a lot. Administrator's note: "Jailhouse Rock" is no longer playing. Labels: I miss prison. But, Tarquin what about me? Did you lie to me your "midget lover"? If you did, you're disgusting. Hope a Big Guy rapes you sometime! November 7, 2007 at 7:25 PM.