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Turkey Droppings: Top TenThings I Don't Want to Hear
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Monday, November 19, 2007. Top TenThings I Don't Want to Hear. My grocery store is in a rough neighborhood. When I, Tarquin Churchwell, have to shop, these are ten things I don't want to hear:. 10 "One Diet Coke, bag of chips - $39.99.". 9 "If you're here for the crack dealer training film, it's in the back.". 8 "You ever done it in an ice cream freezer? 7 "What, no machine gun today, Mr. Corleone? 6 "If your slurpee tastes like boogers, they're mine.". 5 "You got a minute to talk about stalking? Breakin...
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Turkey Droppings: Captured By Cameras For The First Time
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Monday, February 18, 2008. Captured By Cameras For The First Time. Some of my best ideas come right out of the fridge. Posted by About Me. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Breaking News blog link. Coalition To Stamp Out Thomas Churchwell poster.
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Turkey Droppings: Hate, Inc.
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Thursday, November 22, 2007. Want to know how I, Tarquin Churchwell, spent my thank-LESS Thanksgiving? I spent the day gobbling hate, of course. Posted by About Me. Labels: How I spent my Thanksgiving. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Breaking News blog link.
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Turkey Droppings: Help Wanted: Stalker
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Wednesday, November 21, 2007. Posted by About Me. Labels: stalker want ad. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Breaking News blog link. Coalition To Stamp Out Thomas Churchwell poster. How I spent my Thanksgiving. Overheard at Macys Thanksgiving Parade.
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Turkey Droppings: Let's Have Phone Sex with Tin Cans and a String
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Tuesday, January 22, 2008. Let's Have Phone Sex with Tin Cans and a String. I, Tarquin Churchwell, liked phone sex, for sure. It was the phone bills I hated! Posted by About Me. Labels: phone sex bill. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Breaking News blog link.
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Reindeer Droppings: I'll Read It To You!
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Thursday, February 21, 2008. I'll Read It To You! Fans, two of my personalities, Thomas Churchwell and Tarquin Churchwell, are finally becoming famous! Yep, The Online Report wrote an article about yours trulies. You can read it here. Or at the bottom of this post. If anybody wants my autograph, email me. Here's the article. Happy! Churchwell Posts Laced With Poison. His rants are libel, friends say. "Not only is Scarlett respected in the community, she is a very strong person with a definite moral c...
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Turkey Droppings: Drowning in libel but burial at sea requires no embalming
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Tuesday, November 27, 2007. Drowning in libel but burial at sea requires no embalming. Dear fans and dummies,. I, Tarquin Churchwell, have been lying my head off about Scarlett again. I will admit this much, she doesn't like me. Did I make her cry last year? Sure Did I try to drive her to suicide? I wrote so many vicious lies about Scarlett, she finally ended up in a hospital with fluid in her lungs. I would send every woman to a hospital if I could! More than a year ago. Posted by About Me. You must be ...
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Turkey Droppings: Being Me
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007. You know what people have been saying about Tarquin Churchwell. For starters, they say I never tell the truth. They say I'm hostile. They say I used the murder of a woman with whom I was briefly involved for personal gain. They whine like saps that I get off on trashing women on the Internet. Sure, I'm an ass wipe, but is that ALL that I am? To find out, I decided to poll the fans. Here are the top ten things my fans said they like about me:. HAHAHAHAHA Gotcha, dummies!
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Turkey Droppings: A Whole Lotta Yapping into the Void
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Tuesday, November 20, 2007. A Whole Lotta Yapping into the Void. And this is where it all happens, fans. The room, the foot, the computers that carry my hate directly from my brain to the Internet. This is command central. Posted by About Me. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. Breaking News blog link.
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Turkey Droppings: I Am Thankful For My Ass
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Monday, September 1, 2008. I Am Thankful For My Ass. Posted by About Me. Labels: kiss my ass. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). THIS BLOG IS A PARODY. View my complete profile. When I lie about women, I reveal this:. 1) I grew up in a home where no one respected women. 2) I have issues with the first woman in my life-my mother. 3) I have problems with my sexuality. Breaking News blog link. Coalition To Stamp Out Thomas Churchwell poster. How I spent my Thanksgiving. Overheard in the grocery store.
