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CHERRY STEW: March 2005
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March 31, 2005. English Professor Goes "Stark Raving Mad". The following has been obtained through anonymous measures:. Professor T. Barnaby's English 101 Weekly Syllabus: March 28-April 1. Monday, March 28:. Write a half to one page typed, free form poem about any topic that comes to mind throughout your day today. Turn this into my mailbox by the end of the day (7 pm). Tuesday, March 29:. Wednesday, March 30:. Or "might I have heard this phrase? Thursday, March 31:. I don't know, maybe I'm just getting...
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CHERRY STEW: February 2005
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February 28, 2005. Rock Oscars = ROSCARS. During the Oscars last night, I really wanted someone to yell out, "Lady of the Woods! Lady of the Woods! Would cross the lines of composure and grace. Rolls out his ear throttling whistle at the exact moment in the song when everyone else has stopped clapping. His plan of annoyance is well thought out too, which really means - he decided to yell out "ERIC" (as in Clapton) ever since that completely shredding solo finished up 3 seconds ago. Show up at the Oscars,...
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CHERRY STEW: October 2005
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October 27, 2005. Top Ten Don'ts for Halloween Costumes. 10 Harriet Miers in Supreme Court Justice Robe. 9 Sponge Bob (he's just not as cool this year). 8 Fat Oompa Loompa - it goes against everything they stand for and no one would get it. 7 For Couples: Brad and Jennifer. 6 Aileen Wournos (as seen in Monster) because although she would be amusing at a campus Halloween party and she is very scary, you'd still have to explain yourself the whole night when people would ask, "Aileen who? October 25, 2005.
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CHERRY STEW: July 2005
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July 27, 2005. We all cheered Tuesday when NASA's Discovery successfully lifted off. Thank God for the great weather which made the trip possible. Of course, "great weather" in this context only means "great" for lizards, ice melting conventions and of course the above-mentioned space shuttle lift-off. As for the rest of us, (even those who complain about over ambitious users of air conditioning) are sweating like a 6,000 pound man on a 5K run. Posted by Clarissa @ 2:51 PM. July 22, 2005. July 14, 2005.
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CHERRY STEW: August 2005
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August 28, 2005. Handy Cat: Episode 2 - Sink Repair. Handy Cat has returned with a heartbreaking episode about fixing the sink in his suburban home:. I hope you will all understand why I didn't go into detail about the more technical aspects of this project. I'm just far too emotional right now. Next time, will Handy Cat have to scale the wall with claws alone, or will his human companion understand his meows for a simple ladder? Posted by Clarissa @ 9:53 AM. August 24, 2005. Posted by Clarissa @ 12:00 PM.
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CHERRY STEW: December 2005
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December 19, 2005. Chattanooga Braces for Another Faulty News Report. Here are a few things that are more likely to happen than snow in Chattanooga, TN:. 1 Goats ordered by mail to consume the out-of-control kudzu. 2 Bus drivers get a raise. Starbucks opens in the Nooga's Hixson suburb. 4 Rains meatballs and pancakes. 5 Road crews start to adequately mark construction. Posted by Clarissa @ 8:33 AM. December 09, 2005. Top Ten Things I Want for Christmas. 10 Ditech to change their jingle. December 04, 2005.
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CHERRY STEW: June 2005
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June 28, 2005. Donnie Darko 2 Baffles Fans. Donnie Darko 2, Are You Sure You Want to Go Out Today? Makes Dumbo look like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre" said movie critic Ron Cramp Neck after seeing the Friday Night premier last week. "It's like Donnie Darko for kids. The only thing minutely frightening about the film is the title and lack of regard for the first Darko.". Movie producers gave little explanation for why this. The title seems to sum up how most fans of psychological thrillers feel about the f...
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CHERRY STEW: September 2005
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September 28, 2005. Overheard at Art Festival: "I Could Have Made That.". I could have made that" was the the phrase on everyone's mind as they viewed this entry displayed at the 2005 Annual Visual Wonders Festival in Montreal, Canada. The piece titled, "Greek Farmer Resting on a Wagon," by Nancy Crunch had a price tag of $2,400. Several others said that they had cracked the creative secrets of the painting, "What do you think, Mary? Just your average software bundle paint program? September 27, 2005.
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CHERRY STEW: May 2005
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May 30, 2005. Poison/Phish Tour Confuses Fans, Music Industry. For Phish it will be a reunion, and for Poison fans, well, it. Have been another Poison tour if a rambling daydream hadn't been turned into what some are calling an unholy, Frankenstein idea of a tour. Others just keep thinking, wow, Phish is coming back. coming back with Poison. The novelty of saying "The Poison Phish Tour" kept going through my head. I was like, oh my God! What if we got away with it? Others thought that bringing two groups...
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CHERRY STEW: November 2005
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November 28, 2005. Where Can I Get a Quick Degree in Film? Sure, we all have ideas and some basic knowledge about the making of movies, but could you explain to an inquisitive child how they filmed the lava scene of Revenge of the Sith in detail? You're going to have to be the one son. Film school here you come. Just a few years to go. Posted by Clarissa @ 4:42 PM. November 23, 2005. Everybody Must Get Socks. Socks were up by 30% last week when makers had to up their production. Rainy Day Woman #12 and 35.
