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Yoda - Could you?
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I’d like to nominate… The Emperor (at the stage he was at in Return of the Sith). One of the more dangerous side effects of too much Red Bull, yesterday. Now, this guy is THE Sith lord, he has kept himself hidden from view but has stealthily manipulated people to his bidding. Next came Darth Tyranus. When he and the big Y met in battle, Count Dooku did manage to kind of beat him. And yes his master was of course the Emperor, trained by him and used in a masterful fashion. And then as a climax, proceeds t...
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Yoda - Could you?
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Assisted euthenasia for 900 year olds. Now here's one from the left field. I would like to nominate my work 'colleague'. Some say he has a tattoo of Barbara Windsor on his left arsecheek, others say he thinks Eastenders is a hard-hitting documentary. Regular readers over at smidsy. Know him only as 'mockney'. He is a barra boy and geezer of the highest order and he does my fucking head in. But can a fat, balding fifty year old cockney really take on a fat, balding 900 year old Jedi master? 4) Arguments f...
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Yoda - Could you?
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The Dark Side is widely acknowledged as being more powerful than the light, yeah? Why, The Green of course. Just think what turbo-charging all of Yodas skill, wisdom and ability would do to erm, Yoda. Midichlorian flavoured sandwich paste anyone? How is this going to be possible I hear you cry? Posted by sparx @ 1:02 PM. 9 words of wisdom. Chuck is the key. Not much has happened since we left for Dagobar on our hols. Lovely place but a bit humid and not much chance of a tan. Anyway, Coho kicks us...I can...
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Yoda - Could you?
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Has sent in the latest Nominee, the inflatable Lady Lara Croft. She's on my laminated list, yesterday (and forever more). The case for Lara Croft. Wood paneled library,. Slow mince across the room to the Jedi Master,. A flirtatious smile,. A lick of the lips. 3 feet apart,. The Wrinkly One trembles. Lara reaches down and suggestively toys with her top button. The Old One distracted. Hands on hips she stretches back. Further straining the fabric of her tight white blouse. Straining, quivering,. Never unde...
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Yoda - Could you?
http://beatyoda.blogspot.com/2006/02/assisted-euthenasia-for-900-year-olds.html
Assisted euthenasia for 900 year olds. Now here's one from the left field. I would like to nominate my work 'colleague'. Some say he has a tattoo of Barbara Windsor on his left arsecheek, others say he thinks Eastenders is a hard-hitting documentary. Regular readers over at smidsy. Know him only as 'mockney'. He is a barra boy and geezer of the highest order and he does my fucking head in. But can a fat, balding fifty year old cockney really take on a fat, balding 900 year old Jedi master? Oh yes 'B'....
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Yoda - Could you?
http://beatyoda.blogspot.com/2006/01/now-dust-has-settled-on-doctor.html
Now the dust has settled on The Doctor controversy it's time for another nominee and it's another Marvel favourite ( come on DC fans! So anyway, how about Magneto? The dude can lift stuff with his mind (pretty force like) create force fields to stop bullets and the like and he can also contain stuff with the force fieldy thing. Sir Ian McKellan after years of steroid abuse yesterday. And he can fly, which is always a result. Or b) hovers above the ground, surrounds The (not so) mighty Y with a double har...
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Bonobo Love: February 2005
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The electronic version of a 'Harvester' restaurant. Social 'Social Misfit' Misfit. The Mighty Crumb (Crumb). A Simple Yet Unadourned Horn (Briggy). Bilge Flaps (Miss Fluffy). The Man Who Fell Asleep. Monkey Gone To Heaven. Mordor Helpine: 0800 NEED A RING. Short Crap 9 day Holiday Post. Very Enjoyable Night No. 478. And they call it; puppy luuurve. Tomorrows Worlds Ultimate Rival. Wait an age for the wage. Uninformed, Reactionary Parent Abuse! Texan Teacher Shortage in UK. Bonobo love@yahoo.co.uk. From m...
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sorry mate i didn't see you: March 2005
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Sorry mate i didn't see you. Tuesday, March 29, 2005. Kiyonari completes Brands double. From BBC Sport report. Ryuichi Kiyonari finished sixth overall last year. Japan's Ryuichi Kiyonari made the perfect start to the British Superbike Championship by winning both races at the opening round at Brands Hatch. The HM Plant Honda rider cruised to victory in the first race with Gregorio Lavilla second and Glen Richards third. 1 Ryuichi Kiyonari (Jpn) Honda 23mins 17.575secs. 8 Scott Smart (Gbr) Suzuki at 24...