thedrunkarcher.wordpress.com
Busy bees 1 (featuring funmi) – From me, with love 💋
https://thedrunkarcher.wordpress.com/2015/06/11/busy-bees-1-featuring-funmi
From me, with love 💋. Don't be an ass. Seriously. If you can't write, you can't write. Period! Don't steal my stuff. if you do, the wrath of the gods of Olumo rock will fall on your head, your hair will not stay combed, mad men will invade your home, food in the freezer will spoil mysteriously. NO-ONE WILL TALK TO YOU AT PARTIES! Here’s what you missed. 26 years and a day. November 12, 2016. November 8, 2016. The good ol’ blues. October 30, 2016. October 21, 2016. Deadlines and first times. Terrible, te...
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“THE EXCUSE” Read with the voice of Sherlock Holmes – From me, with love 💋
https://thedrunkarcher.wordpress.com/2015/05/16/the-excuse-read-with-the-voice-of-sherlock-holmes
From me, with love 💋. Don't be an ass. Seriously. If you can't write, you can't write. Period! Don't steal my stuff. if you do, the wrath of the gods of Olumo rock will fall on your head, your hair will not stay combed, mad men will invade your home, food in the freezer will spoil mysteriously. NO-ONE WILL TALK TO YOU AT PARTIES! Here’s what you missed. 26 years and a day. November 12, 2016. November 8, 2016. The good ol’ blues. October 30, 2016. October 21, 2016. Deadlines and first times. You have pas...
slimdandy.wordpress.com
Sex in the Church | Dandy & Cray
https://slimdandy.wordpress.com/2013/05/14/sex-in-the-church
8230;influencing your world with I.T and Humor. Sex in the Church. Sex in the Church. May 14, 2013. On that Sunday, she wore a purple gown that stopped just below her knees exposing her chocolate-colored legs, with heels that made her look taller than she actually was. As she walked into the church for the first time, people turned to stare, Ifeanyi included. He was starting to get a little impatient when she walked out, in that same graceful manner she had walked in, clutching his bible under her right ...
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A Year Of Sexual Enlightenment(Part 1 – Ifeanyi the Virgin) | Dandy & Cray
https://slimdandy.wordpress.com/2013/04/26/a-year-of-sexual-enlightenmentpart-1-ifeanyi-the-virgin
8230;influencing your world with I.T and Humor. A Year Of Sexual Enlightenment(Part 1 – Ifeanyi the Virgin). A Year Of Sexual Enlightenment(Part 1 – Ifeanyi the Virgin). April 26, 2013. It’s me againyour friendly neighborly blogger Oh scrap that, I’m not your neighborthe internet doesn’t have compounds, streets or fences - -. But now I’m back, fully refreshed *sips alomo* and I’m not going anywhere. I leave that to the imagination of ya’ll. Happy Reading. Is it not late where you are? Won’t you come home?
slevincalevra.wordpress.com
A short story: Jennifer | Being Larry Sushey
https://slevincalevra.wordpress.com/2014/01/29/a-short-story-jennifer
I'm a bad man who doesn't waste time wondering what could've been when I am what could've been and what could not have been. I live on both sides of the fence. My grass is always green. – The rabbi, Lucky Number Slevin. January 29, 2014. A short story: Jennifer. Posted by SlevinCalevra under Uncategorized. Jennifer was born in 1990. Her parents held a naming ceremony and even danced at her arrival. If only they knew. Jennie, the seventh of eight children was one of a kind. She was born blond. By the time...
highlandblue.wordpress.com
Happy New Year: Efe | 19th Street
https://highlandblue.wordpress.com/2014/01/01/happy-new-year-efe-3
Let's explore memories of life's experiences. January 1, 2014. Happy New Year: Efe. Walks into limelight in abandoned theatre*. I’m not really able to identify a theme for my 2013. I can’t even summarize it but I’m very eager to talk about certain aspects of it. The functionality and potential of the Samsung flagship is great (stream wirelessly to your smart tv, take impossible photos, upgrade your battery to three times installed capacity, and control all Samsung devices worldwide at will). But, can...
iraborjustin.wordpress.com
Getting a Babe From The Club: Free Guide (Don’t Be Silly) | Welcome to A.g(r)eek!
https://iraborjustin.wordpress.com/2012/12/20/getting-a-babe-from-the-club-free-guide-dont-be-silly
Welcome to A.g(r)eek! What is A.g(r)eek? May I take your udder, please? Getting a Babe From The Club: Free Guide (Don’t Be Silly). You can’t get the girl? You don’t deserve to live. The fact that I have to write a guide for this shows how far the human race has sunk in the last – what five minutes? Like, seriously, should you be taught how to ‘chyk’ a babe? I bestow my shame give you. Licks tortoise shell* , Feel lilaxed. WANKERS GUIDE TO PULLING. First, definitions are in order. Pulling is a word wh...
saunabyl.wordpress.com
Write | Songul
https://saunabyl.wordpress.com/2013/11/21/write
These are the days I feel most alive. About the caged bird and its withering wings. How its coos began to fade. Like an old memory of love. About its neck, the way your rough hands found comfort on its unblemished surface. How bumps and scars formed,. How those crevices started to feel like home. About how I came to understand your vice,. The lurking rigidity in your voice everytime I heard you say “I love you.”. The profanity of your deeds. The way your back creaked and curved like the spine of old books.
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I Do | toluoke
https://toluoke.wordpress.com/2013/10/11/i-do
Where Imagination meets Creativity. After endless ‘Where are you (s)? To his phones and getting only the perfunctory ‘I’m on my way’; I gave up and decided to start the movie without him. A slight commotion at the edge of our row announced his entrance, thirty minutes into the movie, the movie had taken my mind off him for a while but I quickly assumed the ‘annoyed posture’, arms folded, chin slightly raised with a straight face. The volume of 2face’s Rainbow was increased and suddenly his voice came thr...
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