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Get Shirty: Sack o' Potatoes
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Thursday, February 24, 2011. Fast-forward a year or two, when my uncle nearly choked to death swallowing one of his post-cancer horse pills, and his wife collapsed next to him on the kitchen floor realized tearfully that she wanted very much to have his child, to have something left of him in the likely event that he dies before she does. Oh good Lord. Hilarious. Pretty colors for the sack, though. February 24, 2011 at 10:28 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Damn Hell Ass Kings.
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Get Shirty: Strange Things Afoot at the Circle K
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Monday, February 14, 2011. Strange Things Afoot at the Circle K. Remember how I said I was so in love with the Ninth Doctor. I love so much is HUMAN, and therefore more accessible to me than Tennant's Time Lord. Yes, that's how these things get decided. Shut up. These two photos are of a single full-page ad in my local newspaper:. What an opportunity for romance! You GO, Denny's! Can't you just feel the romance? Can't you hear Barry White in the background? Don't forget the coupon! Was he spying on us?
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Get Shirty: May 2010
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Monday, May 31, 2010. Sock it to Me. Behold, the Sensational Socks. It's far from perfect, but I understand how socks work now, and am pretty sure I could knit people-sized socks from actual sock yarn, on those tiny #2 needles. I'm still not quite sure I have the patience, but I think there might be at least one sock in my future. Thanks to an enormous sty that grew on the bottom of my left eyelid, effectively flipping it over and making impossible to blink or fully close my eye for days. The old ladies ...
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Get Shirty: Confessional
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010. Hello My name is Get Shirty, and I like Band Aid's Do They Know it's Christmas. There I've said it. Before you throw something at me, click the link to watch the video. Look at how young and healthy everyone was in 1984! Boy George is glowing, Bono's eyes are readily available, Simon LeBon is luscious, George Michael is bursting with hair and good health, and Sting is right around the peak of my love for him. Plus, that guy from Spandau Ballet is SO PRETTY! Damn Hell Ass Kings.
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Get Shirty: February 2011
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Thursday, February 24, 2011. Fast-forward a year or two, when my uncle nearly choked to death swallowing one of his post-cancer horse pills, and his wife collapsed next to him on the kitchen floor realized tearfully that she wanted very much to have his child, to have something left of him in the likely event that he dies before she does. Monday, February 14, 2011. Strange Things Afoot at the Circle K. Remember how I said I was so in love with the Ninth Doctor. What an opportunity for romance! My sister ...
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Get Shirty: January 2011
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Saturday, January 29, 2011. Lucy Locket Lost Her Pocket. And I found it! My old wallet- I think I'd had it for five or six years- finally fell apart, and had to be replaced. Look how cute this new one is! It's the same size as my old one, which was important to me, because it fits in my pocket so I can go out without a purse if I need to, and it makes me happy whenever I see or touch it. In other, non-wallet news, I went to Barnes and Noble today and came back with Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People.
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Get Shirty: November 2010
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Saturday, November 27, 2010. OH MY GOD I EFFING DID IT. I am a winner! And you probably can't see this very well, but there it is, for me to look at whenever I feel like crap:. Wednesday, November 24, 2010. In Sickness and in Fire. The Boy may have scarlet fever. SCARLET FEVER! We'll hear more later today when the lab tests come back. If there's any good news to come of this, it means we get to skip the enormous mass of extended family that will be at my parents' for Thanksgiving tomorrow. If this is as ...
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Get Shirty: July 2010
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010. To Squee, or Not to Squee? A work friend recommended that I watch Warehouse 13. And the people who work for the Warehouse (which is a super-secret government agency) are charged with tracking down such "artifacts" and containing them. The writing and acting all seem to be improving pretty much by the episode, and all in all, it's a fun thumbs up. Looking older, and so cute and sweet! Dum, DUM, da da DUM, da DUM, DUM! It's going to be hot and miserable, but there will be pumpkin ...
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Get Shirty: April 2010
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Monday, April 19, 2010. Death by Green Bean. Why am I thinking about this? Thunder storms knocked out my power Friday afternoon, and when it still wasn’t restored Saturday morning, The Boy and I went to my parents’ to enjoy some light, heat, and television. We came back home yesterday afternoon, and I opened the fridge to discover fuzzy strawberries and the scent of death, as well as an exploded tube of Pilsbury cinnamon rolls. On a happier note, though, we went to see Kick-Ass. She ends up enrolled in s...
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Get Shirty: An Explanation of My Hero Worship
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Monday, April 12, 2010. An Explanation of My Hero Worship. Which risks do you take? When can you relax when you always have to be looking forward to see what's coming next- what you have to protect your loved ones from, and what you have to be confident they can handle on their own? Mal messes up and gets angry and frustrated and acts like a jerk sometimes. But he works hard to do his best, and THAT is heroic (and more than a little inspirational) to me. Ahhh, Captain Mal. I love him, too. Seen a Doctor ...