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Thursday, August 14, 2008. I'll admit that I've been out of the loop for a while. I've been avoiding the news, and I certainly haven't been posting anything here. But from time to time one is compelled to speak out against outrageous injustice. For me that time is now. And so I demand, here in the public, that Russia withdraw from Georgia, that they do it swiftly, and that they leave nothing but apologies in their wake. Or even our great President having visited Georgia. You enjoying that XBox? But invad...

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Wednesday, November 05, 2008. To everyone who voted, volunteered, or donated, thank you. I'd like to claim that this means I'll get back to it, old school, but I can't say that for sure. Let's do one great thing for the world at a time, shall we? Analogcabin @ 8:52 AM. 2003 - 2007 TPKI, LLC. BUY ME A GIFT. Advertise on THE SPOONBENDER.

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The Spoonbender

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Monday, December 22, 2003. Don't get your hopes up, America. Martha Stewart, a woman far colder and whiter than the whitest Christmas, declared. That this will be "worst holiday ever." At least there's a place for coal in the Bush energy plan. The news that this will be the worst Christmas ever is doubly upsetting, as the world is still reeling last week's announcement. By Scandinavian fish lover Henrik Flintegaard that December 17 was "the worst day ever.". Analogcabin @ 11:35 AM. Bell for you," transla...

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Wednesday, December 17, 2008. In a stunning revelation, yesterday Florida police identified. A deceased drifter as the man responsible for the abduction and murder or Adam Walsh, son of famous crime-fighting reality show host John Walsh. The crime has been unsolved for the 27 years since Walsh's body was found. Analogcabin @ 8:22 AM. 2003 - 2007 TPKI, LLC. BUY ME A GIFT. Advertise on THE SPOONBENDER.

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The Spoonbender

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Tuesday, December 16, 2008. The first sentence that entered my mind when I set about beginning this post was, "It's been so long, I can barely remember how to work this thing." It's only a marginally better way to begin a blog post than it is a pick up line, but I'm going to run with it. I mean, fuck. What does it matter? Or have they just begun? Whilst we ponder that, I proffer this, a Christmas wish list:. Ten Things Every American Family Wants in Their Stockings this Christmas, and Excluding My Hands.

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Friday, October 31, 2003. In a shocking turn of events, pop sensation Madonna, best known for her hit song "La Isla Bonita," has weighed in. On the Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez wedding. Affleck is best known for his acting work in romantic comedies such as. Though he's made forays into television, most notably as Executive Producer of the breakthrough puzzler. You may remember Lopez as a member of the "Spanish Flies" Latina dance troupe featured on the Brothers Wayans sketch comedy show. Is anyone real...

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The Spoonbender

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Tuesday, November 25, 2003. As I prepare to return to my ancestral home for Thanksgiving, I was inspired to publicly give thanks that I'm not Glen Campbell. It has been widely reported. That Campbell was arrested for "extreme drunk driving" at 5 pm yesterday, lending merit to rumors that Campbell followed up his hit CBS series. The Glen Campbell Goodtime Hour. With The Glen Campbell Goodtime Happy Hour. He was once a lineman for the county, now, sadly, he can't even walk a line. Analogcabin @ 2:04 PM.

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Tuesday, September 30, 2003. It's been quite a little while, but I remember some things about being 15. I was a sophomore in high school and got my first real job working at this roast beef place called Anderson's. A guy named Dave Casterline and I would go into the cooler and do nitrous hits out of the whipped cream canisters. And I listened to Ozzy back then. No Rest for the Wicked. Horny when I fell asleep and horny when I woke up in the morning. I was condemned to a. Analogcabin @ 8:59 AM. Both the h...

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Analogcabin Presents: OFFICER KRUPKE'S PRECINCT 13

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A Product of TPKI, LLC. 1997 - 2005 TPKI, LLC. When we asked the guy how much his servicing had set him back, he told us ten dollars. Lindsay shouted accusingly. "It was five. I guess the moral here is that when you compromise your professional standards, bad things happen. Ofc Krupke at 2:22 AM. Conversation at street intersection, downtown Southern City, 22 August 2007, approx. 2200 hrs:. MOTORIST: I'm just gonna park on this street. MOTORIST: Well, I have a commercial tag. Ofc Krupke at 2:59 AM. This ...