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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero: Penny Pinching

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero. Everyone needs a blog, even a Freelance Hero. Especially. Wednesday, February 18, 2009. On first impression, I might not strike you as someone you'd call "frugal" - I have a fondness for scotch and cigars, drive a luxury car, enjoy travelling, etc. - but I'm something of a penny-pincher in other areas of my life, which helps to cover the defray the costs of Cuban robustos and single malt. I'm also careful to read through the cardholder agreement for credit cards, so I know w...

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero: High School Reunion: Update

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero. Everyone needs a blog, even a Freelance Hero. Especially. Tuesday, June 16, 2009. High School Reunion: Update. General observations about the night:. It seems like almost everyone in Calgary is working in the oil and gas sector. Which isn't really that surprising. Only a small number of people had gotten fat. Most of them seemed to be looking after themselves. At least five people told me that I'd lost weight since high school. Really? There that I hadn't expected to see.

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero: Facepalm

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero. Everyone needs a blog, even a Freelance Hero. Especially. Thursday, February 11, 2010. Them: "So, the order confirmation will be sent to you via e-mail. What's your e-mail address? Me: "Such and such at hotmail dot com.". Them: "Oh, do you have another account? Many of our clients who use hotmail find that our e-mails go to their junk folder.". Me: "Don't worry about me. I always check my junk.". Me: "Wait, that came out wrong.". Posted by Ryan @ 9:42 AM. Red vs. Blue. Get Y...

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero: That's right. They hate democracy. Jackasses.

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero. Everyone needs a blog, even a Freelance Hero. Especially. Saturday, November 27, 2004. That's right. They hate democracy. Jackasses. The US. has threatened to cut aid. To nations that don't sign on to the immunity accords that protect it from prosecution for war crimes. This falls on the heels of a decision to not ban small arms sales in Africa. And the refusal to ban biological weapons. They can't even secure 380 tonnes of plastic explosives. Posted by Ryan @ 10:33 AM.

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero: Things you shouldn't do to orphans

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero. Everyone needs a blog, even a Freelance Hero. Especially. Sunday, November 28, 2004. Things you shouldn't do to orphans. Remind them that there's no reason to feel sad, just because their parents didn't want them. Tell them that they might be able to find their parents if they looked hard enough on the Internet. Tell them that you found their father and that he's coming to visit tomorrow, and then bring in a Catholic priest. Administering last rights is optional. Instead of ...

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero: Give and Take

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero. Everyone needs a blog, even a Freelance Hero. Especially. Wednesday, February 09, 2005. I will place myself among those to acknowledge that the Bush administration has reached a major milestone with the recent elections in Iraq. This is a major blow against those who would have Iraq remain a fundamentalist regime, and it deserves to be treated as such. The election itself was impressive, though not without flaws. Voter turnout was substantial, and the security situation ...

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero: Things not to say when buying a girl a drink

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero. Everyone needs a blog, even a Freelance Hero. Especially. Saturday, December 04, 2004. Things not to say when buying a girl a drink. Don’t worry about paying me back for this, I squeezed it from some guy’s beard. To bartender) Get me a blow job! Haven’t had one of those in a while! Hee hee h (fixed, unblinking stare at girlfriend). Sure, you can have another one! You’re a big girl! It’ll hardly hit you! There’s no such thing? Mumbling under breath) Didn’t think so. The funni...

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero: Happy Birthweek!

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Duke Fistman, Freelance Hero. Everyone needs a blog, even a Freelance Hero. Especially. Tuesday, December 08, 2009. Me: "Um. actually, that's tomorrow.". Dad: "Oh. well, better a day sooner than a day later.". Me: "That's true.". We discuss Christmas for a bit. Dad: "Well, have a great day. This is your birthday call! To conclude: If I ever forget your birthday, I blame genetics. Posted by Ryan @ 9:39 AM. Messing with a mans BB is up there with kicking him in the balls. Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. Its the l...