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Ye Olde Pompous Vegan: Ahoy, Mateys!
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Tuesday, July 15, 2014. I don't know about y'all, but whenever I am in a vegan restaurant and see their "fish" selections, I get a little queasy. "Creamy fish," "sauteed vegan fish," et cetera. The descriptions conjure up images of pasty nastiness that must taste like red tide - or worse. So imagine my surprise when a friend actually recommended Gardein's. New (and elusive) Fishless Filets. On those jive turkeys and you are set for a one-way trip to heaven. Yes - they are THAT good. I whipped open that f...
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Ye Olde Pompous Vegan: Y'all it tastes just like a mint julep...
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Saturday, November 26, 2011. Y'all it tastes just like a mint julep. Now, readers of YOPV know that Tinsel Shrimpfax and friends have a strong penchant for that "magickal" elixir, kombucha. We were totally ecstatic when we learned that GT's. That Kombucha Powerhouse company out of Beverly Hills, had not only re-issued their classic beverages with original recipe (a "stronger alcohol content"), but had also added two new flavours to their roster of Phat K. Posted by Tinsel Shrimpfax. Ye Olde Pompous Vegan.
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Ye Olde Pompous Vegan: July 2014
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Monday, July 28, 2014. When You're Slidin' Into Home. They're tiny hamburgers, and they're terribly trendy these days. You can't go anywhere without some snotty "gastropub" serving upscale versions made with some esoteric meat and drizzled in truffle oil, distressed arugula with vinaigrette, or some other dumb shit. Bring a book. Me, I like my sliders they way I had them growing up - lowbrow. My great aunt's painting, lucky for us, was one of the least egregious of the group - actually resembling what it...
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Ye Olde Pompous Vegan: When You're Slidin' Into Home...
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Monday, July 28, 2014. When You're Slidin' Into Home. They're tiny hamburgers, and they're terribly trendy these days. You can't go anywhere without some snotty "gastropub" serving upscale versions made with some esoteric meat and drizzled in truffle oil, distressed arugula with vinaigrette, or some other dumb shit. Bring a book. Me, I like my sliders they way I had them growing up - lowbrow. My great aunt's painting, lucky for us, was one of the least egregious of the group - actually resembling what it...
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Ye Olde Pompous Vegan: November 2011
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Saturday, November 26, 2011. Y'all it tastes just like a mint julep. Now, readers of YOPV know that Tinsel Shrimpfax and friends have a strong penchant for that "magickal" elixir, kombucha. We were totally ecstatic when we learned that GT's. That Kombucha Powerhouse company out of Beverly Hills, had not only re-issued their classic beverages with original recipe (a "stronger alcohol content"), but had also added two new flavours to their roster of Phat K. Posted by Tinsel Shrimpfax. Ye Olde Pompous Vegan.
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Ye Olde Pompous Vegan: Y'all It Tastes Like Chicken.
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Sunday, November 11, 2012. Y'all It Tastes Like Chicken. You know that one joke where people say "it tastes like chicken" when others ask what funky, weird shit tastes like? Well I just was up to the Whole Foods here in sunny Glendale, California. I purchased their vegan curry chicken salad - which, for the past several years, has been made with Gardein. As they say in France. Yeah, yeah, we've heard it before. And then what we're presented with turns out to be some grainy, gross shit that is barely ...
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Ye Olde Pompous Vegan: Hoagie Party.
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Friday, November 16, 2012. Yes, we at Ye Olde Pompous Vegan. Have been on sabbatical for oh, say, a year and a half. Why? And so, that brings us to the HOAGIE PARTY. Somewhere out there in Los Angeles, there was a contest to reveal the area's best vegan reuben sandwich. Well, when they announced that winning sandwich, we decided we'd go and find out. The establishment that created this divine concoction is Locali. You will thank us for the rest of your lives. Posted by Tinsel Shrimpfax. Until we have the...
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Ye Olde Pompous Vegan: November 2010
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Tuesday, November 2, 2010. Raw Chocolate Messes Up My Life. I'm going to have to admit it - I have a raw chocolate addiction. A HUGE ONE. Up until this past July, I was spending anywhere from $20 - $30 a day - yes, A DAY - on that shit. Why? Because it is amazing, and it is also incredibly good for you. Yes, it's a ton of dough to shell out for something most would consider to be a luxury - but I've got what one would refer to as an addictive personality, so maybe I went a little overboard. Subscribe to:...
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Ye Olde Pompous Vegan: Raw Chocolate Messes Up My Life.
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Tuesday, November 2, 2010. Raw Chocolate Messes Up My Life. I'm going to have to admit it - I have a raw chocolate addiction. A HUGE ONE. Up until this past July, I was spending anywhere from $20 - $30 a day - yes, A DAY - on that shit. Why? Because it is amazing, and it is also incredibly good for you. Yes, it's a ton of dough to shell out for something most would consider to be a luxury - but I've got what one would refer to as an addictive personality, so maybe I went a little overboard. We love you&#...
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Ye Olde Pompous Vegan: September 2009
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Tuesday, September 1, 2009. How can "animal welfare policies" be in place in a factory that specializes in killing animals? This is yet another example of humans' deplorable behavior toward other beings, and quite possibly one of the most nauseating to date. I can't fathom what kind of sick, sick fucks they find to do this sort of shit willingly on a daily basis, hour after hour, but I hope none of them have children. Shit. But the company also noted that "instantaneous euthanasia" — a reference to...
