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Writer’s Block and War | soaring dragons
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The Mundane China and the Extraordinary Universe. Androcles Pulls a Tooth (pics). Clive, Phil, Walter and Francis–Experts All. It’s a Firewall, Right? Writer’s Block and War. August 18, 2011. 8220;Writer’s Block. 8221; is an illusion. But we create it for myriad. Reasons. Want to get rid of. Sit down and write one-hundred words–any words you want–random sentences, phrases, words in a dictionary, today’s headlines. Or what I’ve just written and not edited. You don’t believe it’s this easy? The rest of wha...
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The Mundane China and the Extraordinary Universe. Androcles Pulls a Tooth (pics). Twenty years and still alive- in China, that is. I write about China and the world of spirit- all very non-expertly- and whatever else strikes my fancy. You'll find posts on even days of the month. It’s a Firewall, Right? February 18, 2013. Home: Since the summer of 2011 China has blocked WordPress, and a bunch of other stuff on the internet. Writer’s Block and War. August 18, 2011. Continue reading →. Living in the Universe.
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Clive, Phil, Walter and Francis–Experts All | soaring dragons
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The Mundane China and the Extraordinary Universe. Androcles Pulls a Tooth (pics). But not while I’m here. Writer’s Block and War →. Clive, Phil, Walter and Francis–Experts All. August 16, 2011. 8220;The thing about a sequel or sequels is that. Everybody becomes an expert. Everybody who’s seen the other movies all feel ‘We know how that’s done.’ ”. 8212; Clive Barker. Answering Question #2 at the Egyptian Theatre, August 25, 2000. Who’s the runt with no credits? And it doesn’t matter how long they h...
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March | 2009 | Minutiae
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Archive for March, 2009. March 25, 2009. Hey there, reader. Welcome back, thanks for stopping by, but this blog has now been moved to:. Hope to see you over there…. Blog at WordPress.com.
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the rules of unemployment | Vodka And Chips
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Read Only In Moderation. The rules of unemployment. I am unemployed. I have been for the last four weeks. In those four weeks I have learned much about myself and even more about daytime television. My most prominent realization is that looking for work is a job in itself. A really, really easy job. A job with no boss, no responsibilities, and consistent access to frozen pizzas and a toilet with magazines. Rule #1: Under no circumstances will I menstruate. I’ve been told that when women spend time ...
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September | 2009 | Vodka And Chips
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Read Only In Moderation. Texting is not my medium. Texting is my frustration. I am a very, very poor texter. There are numerous reasons for this. Foremost, is my fingers. I’m pretty sure that they are retarded. They don’t work well in small spaces. They also get fatigued quite easily, producing a cramping sensation. In addition, I think I may have only one opposable thumb. Sex In The City. Theme song. I choose the. Sex In The City. The Chunk and my “special” fingers aside, I have no excuse fo...Kate is f...
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March | 2009 | Vodka And Chips
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Read Only In Moderation. Lentil soup gives me pungent gas – and other things i should never say out loud. There was absolutely no logical reason why I needed to tell last night’s dinner party that lentil soup might give me pungent gas. Yet the thought prominently crossed my mind as I precariously sipped the soup of flatulence. Thankfully, I kept my mouth shut. It was a Monday and I was being painfully normal. It begins, as most horrible Monday mornings do, with the much maligned alarm clock. It’s s...
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the breath of death | Vodka And Chips
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Read Only In Moderation. The breath of death. Sally Gund, my sweet, mild mannered, middle aged co-worker, has shockingly awful breath. It’s the kind of breath that breaks up a marriage. A breath that you think is a foot. A breath so alarming, so relentless, and so powerful, that last Tuesday, in one of the most bizarre moments of my life, I attended a twenty five minute work meeting discussing it. Last Tuesday morning, at work, I received the following email. Subject: You hate my breath. With my giant, p...
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October | 2009 | Vodka And Chips
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Read Only In Moderation. Baby keith and the salad bowl. Little Bunny Foo Foo. 8221; three hundred times, and at roughly 4:17pm, he finally fell softly asleep for his first nap of the day. Did I make the right decision? 100 MALES: WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 97% : I would pee into a salad bowl. 2%: I would pee upstairs. 1%: What is a “salad”? 100 FEMALES: WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 97%: I would pee upstairs. 2%: I would pee into a salad bowl. 1%: DID YOU SAY BABY? OH MY GOD I LOVE BABIES! HOLY SHIT I LOVE BABIES! Create a...
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August | 2009 | Vodka And Chips
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Read Only In Moderation. I forgot that I don’t work with babies. In an inexplicable turn of events, in a sweeping moment that instantly changed everything, I got laid off from my job. It was shocking. It was surreal. I truly thought I was untouchable. Being a minority (I’m bald), I foolishly believed I was safe. No one is safe. Not even the bald. Who is next Corporate America? Is it the children? The Top Three Possible Reasons I Got Laid Off. 1 I don’t wear tighty whities. I worked with adults not babies...
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