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Best Imitation of Myself. You’d really think it was me…. Daily Archives: July 7, 2009. There will be blood. July 7, 2009. I started by removing the regular murder blade and replaced it with a quarter inch stacked dado. Before I even got close to it though, I first shut the power switch off, pulled the safety lock out, swallowed it, unplugged it from the wall, cut off the power cord and took an axe to the power cable coming in to the house. Don’t know what a dado blade is? The Good Ol’ Days.
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I am voting YES on Question 3. | Best Imitation of Myself
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Best Imitation of Myself. You’d really think it was me…. Both sides have it wrong. Why I think you should vote →. I am voting YES on Question 3. October 26, 2010. That pretty much says it. But tell me, what exactly is the difference between casting my vote for a. Politician who promises to lower my taxes, or casting my vote to. Actually lower my taxes. I think you know as well as I do. The first vote only puts somebody in office, the second vote actually lowers my taxes. Unless you believe that a politic...
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What are we doing wrong? | Best Imitation of Myself
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Best Imitation of Myself. You’d really think it was me…. Everything is funny in threes. Almost. What are we doing wrong? October 12, 2011. I have taught myself to do my own plumbing, electrical and automotive work when needed. While the kids still get injections of newer secondhand clothes from various sources, Sara and I wear clothes until they’re just this side of decent. I will often wear mine longer. When gas prices go up, we hurt. When heating oil prices go up, we hurt. When banks add fees, we hurt.
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Just so we’re clear… | Best Imitation of Myself
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Best Imitation of Myself. You’d really think it was me…. Why I think you should vote. Fruition. My plans will soon come to it. →. Just so we’re clear…. January 11, 2011. I might go for a jog tomorrow. This entry was posted in the funny. And tagged forward looking statements. Why I think you should vote. Fruition. My plans will soon come to it. →. 3 responses to “ Just so we’re clear…. January 12, 2011 at 8:43 am. January 12, 2011 at 10:51 am. I might mop the kitchen floor tomorrow. Enter your comment here.
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Fruition. My plans will soon come to it. | Best Imitation of Myself
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Best Imitation of Myself. You’d really think it was me…. Just so we’re clear…. Everything is funny in threes. Almost. →. Fruition. My plans will soon come to it. March 14, 2011. Coming at you like a 5 year old with a Christmas wish list and absolutely no concept of the value of a dollar (and that doesn’t even take into account the falling. Of the dollar)…. It’s my projects list for 2011! Do the Kermit flail. Do it. Know someone who is? New gutters – everywhere. House, garage, shack…. Wind generator ̵...
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Everything is funny in threes. Almost. | Best Imitation of Myself
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Best Imitation of Myself. You’d really think it was me…. Fruition. My plans will soon come to it. What are we doing wrong? Everything is funny in threes. Almost. July 9, 2011. I learned three things today. First, I learned to never put dog food in a compost pile two weeks ago, because if you do then today it will smell like four kinds of dead animal stuffed in a fifth dead animal’s ass. It’s the Turducken of nauseous olfactory overload. Oh, and maggots. There’s also maggots. My glasses do NOTHING! And th...
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Best Imitation of Myself | You’d really think it was me…. | Page 2
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Best Imitation of Myself. You’d really think it was me…. Newer posts →. July 20, 2010. They say that life is what happens while you’re making plans. What they fail to mention is that when you don’t make plans, horribly disorganized life happens. When you make plans in the form of lists, everything that’s. On your list happens. But at least you can pretend it’s organized. Here’s where I am on the Almighty List for 2010. How about we start with the things that happened while I was making lists? Done One hu...
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Why I think you should vote | Best Imitation of Myself
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Best Imitation of Myself. You’d really think it was me…. I am voting YES on Question 3. Just so we’re clear… →. Why I think you should vote. October 30, 2010. 8221; “This law is bad for America! 8221; Instead of holding the corporations and big businesses and mega-banks accountable for the indignities and injustices they pass down to us, we will loudly and righteously blame the law, and specifically the lawmakers for our predicaments. How can we not? Is your government – your elected representatives.
