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Couch to Infinity: May 2013
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I also self-deprecate like no other. Wednesday, May 29, 2013. Bitterness, with just a hint of feet. So, in a fit of deciding to be a healthier person aided and abetted by Amazon Prime, I am now the owner of a ton of sun dried Goji berries. Here is the thing, though: They taste like bitterness, with a hint of feet. (I am assuming. I have never eaten feet.) The tag line on the back of the package says, jauntily, "Eating your way to health! Hey, but that's okay, because do you know what week it is? He start...
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Couch to Infinity: Why, hello, prisoner road crew.
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I also self-deprecate like no other. Thursday, November 4, 2010. Why, hello, prisoner road crew. Here is your weekly slice of my mortification! This excites you mildly. I had a hard time choosing today's story, but saw a road work crew with a Middlesex County Sherrif Department van keeping them company and those bright orange jumpsuits decided it for me. SIGH Well, I guess I don't hate. Them, but I'm just so tired of hearing about them. 'Oh, do you want to talk about dinosaurs? To the front porch. What's...
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Couch to Infinity: Confessions
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I also self-deprecate like no other. Saturday, May 25, 2013. I confess that the other night I ordered truffle fries and I did ask the kitchen to puree them, nor did I ask the waiter to pre-chew them for me. What I am saying is: I blew it. I ate adult food. There were also some other tapas I don't remember and only one of those was pureed and I didn't even do that part on purpose. Speaking of the lifting no more than 3 lbs:. Honey, I need you to carry this kitty litter upstairs.". May 25, 2013 at 9:12 PM.
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Couch to Infinity: Time for some stories*
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I also self-deprecate like no other. Thursday, October 21, 2010. Time for some stories*. So I've decided that now that my big fundraising race. Is over and my even bigger, non-fundraising race. Is also over, I'm going to morph this blog into a not just running blog. (I'm still running, of course. Hittin' up some wintery 10Ks and junk for sure.) Which means: Time for some stories! Also, sorry again.). So, let's start with the most recent one! We went inside, where it was straight up feral in my living roo...
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Couch to Infinity: July 2011
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I also self-deprecate like no other. Saturday, July 9, 2011. Have I Told This One? Do you know what I think my biggest flaw is? I repeat myself constantly. If you are my friend, you've heard my standup routine items way more than once, and you're not a different audience every night. You're the same friend who's sat through the story of the FedEx Man and Me. And the Time I Vacuumed Up Dog Poop. SO anyway. I can't remember if I told this one yet (Also! Once upon a time, we had four cats. I do not reco...
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Couch to Infinity
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I also self-deprecate like no other. Sunday, June 30, 2013. ANYWAY so I was at Target. And while I was at Target, a little girl, whom I would put at 3 years old, came barreling around the aisle mouth holding her butt and yelling, "I have to poop! In increasing levels of panic. Following her a moment or two later was her slightly older sister, who grabbed her around the waist and yelled, "Stop yelling! It is now out of my hands. The mom takes the phone away from her mouth and says, angrily, "I asked you i...
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Couch to Infinity: December 2011
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I also self-deprecate like no other. Thursday, December 29, 2011. Be a Slacker: Check! Oh, wow. So I haven't posted here since approximately forever ago. Time flies when you are doing absolutely nothing of note. So the holidays are behind us, and now it's time to crack down on my to do list. I have been burning that business UP. Just now I checked off "Eat all mini Twix out of mixed bag of mini chocolate bars my husband inexplicably bought." Zzzzing! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile.
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Couch to Infinity: Candygram
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I also self-deprecate like no other. Thursday, December 9, 2010. One important thing to note: When it comes to Embarrassing Stories Thursdays, I totally take requests. And, lo, in my inbox, one has arrived and I am nothing if not accommodating and so I give you: The FedEx Guy Story. FedEx Guy: Package for you! Me: Oh, you really don't need to ring the bell. You can just leave this outside. FedEx Guy: Nope, sorry! You need to sign for these! If a tree yells, "You did this to meeeeeeee! One important thing...
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Couch to Infinity: July 2013
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I also self-deprecate like no other. Wednesday, July 10, 2013. In the Thicke of it. YOU GUYS, my radio keeps saying stuff like, "The tenth caller will receive an invite to a roof top pool party with Robin Thicke! Or whatever and my brain goes right ahead and autocorrects Robin to Alan and then do you know what my brain does? Nowhere near the roof edge, don't worry) and talking about how weird Kirk Cameron got. It could happen. That is me in the green, there. (Okay, not really.). My brain is awesome at ma...