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Mr Bitter: 11/01/2005 - 12/01/2005
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Monday, November 28, 2005. Dirtiest Mother Fucking Campaign In Candian History to Begin Today. Fucker of Barn Yard Animals? Originally uploaded by Bergkamp13. You can suck my sweaty,hairy balls, Mr Prime Minister! I wonder if perhaps Ms Chow should take a page out her hero, Chairman Mao's, book and fucking die," replied Harper. "You know why Jack wont shave off that moustache? Posted by Soft Headed Liberal at 1:13 PM. Toronto Stru...
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Mr Bitter: 06/01/2005 - 07/01/2005
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Tuesday, June 28, 2005. God He has no time for you "Little weiners". Originally uploaded by Bergkamp13. The first of what we here at Mr Bitter hope will be many columns where you, are valued readers, ask God directly for advice. No middle men, no phoney-baloney religious trappings, just you and the Big guy, one on one. Why do bad things happen to good people? Why do you think, genious? Lose some weight, asshole. What the series ne...
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Mr Bitter: 05/01/2005 - 06/01/2005
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Tuesday, May 31, 2005. God Loves Her, Hates You. Originally uploaded by Bergkamp13. Stem Cell Opponents Ask For Divine Guidance. Opponents of Stem Cell research held a rally today to ask: What would Jesus think of stem cells? Many religious groups oppose stem cell research as it requires the use of cells removed from human embryos. I think we all know what he'd say," said reverend Bob Bobson. "He'd say, hell no! It's something we'...
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Mr Bitter: 02/01/2006 - 03/01/2006
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Thursday, February 23, 2006. Mr Bitter and Missus Sour’s Great Adventure Vacation Adventure Part I. My New best friend, Beaky. Originally uploaded by Bergkamp13. Did you miss me? I’ve been in Florida and the Big Apple. No, not a giant, genetically modified apple that I burrowed my way to the middle of, like a worm. No sir. New York! 1500 per person. Book Now! Over and over and over again. And then some more. I made friends with a ...
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Damon's Samples (of Writing): 07/22/06
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Damon's Samples (of Writing). Samples of my writing for you to peruse at your leisure. Saturday, July 22, 2006. Iain Davis gets a call from his ex-girlfriend:. INT COFFEE SHOP. DAY. DAVIS DE BOER, a tall, thin late twenties looking chap, leans. Forward on the table of a busy, downtown coffee shop. Across. From him sits PORTIA MICHEALS, a beautiful young woman who. Looks roughly the same age as Davis. She has her arms. Crossed, leaning far back in her chair and is looking out the. I'd what are you having?
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Damon's Samples (of Writing): Assisted Reality: Screenplay
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Damon's Samples (of Writing). Samples of my writing for you to peruse at your leisure. Saturday, July 22, 2006. Iain Davis gets a call from his ex-girlfriend:. INT COFFEE SHOP. DAY. DAVIS DE BOER, a tall, thin late twenties looking chap, leans. Forward on the table of a busy, downtown coffee shop. Across. From him sits PORTIA MICHEALS, a beautiful young woman who. Looks roughly the same age as Davis. She has her arms. Crossed, leaning far back in her chair and is looking out the. I'd what are you having?
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Fury: July 2006
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Saturday, July 22, 2006. Fury: Part One Chapter One. The knots difficult. He needed to make sure they held. It was the only way to make her go away. She just sat there. Sat asking the same question over and over again. Six months ago his niece, Valerie Campbell, committed suicide. She had been a troubled, depressed girl. But show me a teenager that wasn’t? Six months ago Valerie Campbell began appearing to Mr. Campbell. Just he laid his head down to sleep she would appear, sitting on the end of t...Mr Ca...
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Mr Bitter: 01/01/2006 - 02/01/2006
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Welcome to the Bite me Years By Damon Scheffer . that guy who does stuff . Tuesday, January 24, 2006. Layton and Chow Promise to "Watch the Sex". I promise not to put these fingers in Ms Chow's anus. Originally uploaded by Bergkamp13. As the newly elected NDP Mp for Trinity-Spadina in Toronto, Olivia Chow. Joins husband and NDP party leader Jack Layton in Ottawa and the pair have promised to work. Hard for their constituents and all Canadaians and not spend their time together "fucking like rabbits".