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tengasm: July 2008
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Wednesday, 30 July 2008. 10 reasons why Man City are better off without Ronaldinho. 1 He's so ugly, no channel would want to televise any of their games (not that they would want to now, either.). 2 There is relatively little call in Manchester for people with the ability to eat an apple through a tennis racket. 3 His poor command of English would inevitably lead to him referring to the club as Man Shitty. 5 He might overshadow the mighty Darius Vassell. As indeed is "Hello". Of the adult genre). With sp...
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tengasm: August 2008
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Friday, 15 August 2008. 10 lessons from the lav, as last night's curry dissolves both arse and plumbing. 1 Don't take dinner recommendations from a grinning midget with red teeth. 2 In these circumstances it is advisable to ring ahead and warn the North Sea. Norwegians take a dim view of losing ships to radioactive faecal matter. 3 Rectal prolapse does not just happen to cats. 4 Eat more fibre, buy sturdier pants. 5 Dodgy curry 1 pound of green grapes = what the Germans charmingly refer to as "durchfall".
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Pantgasm: June 2008
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The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Wednesday, June 04, 2008. People and thereof (? Name: Clint Waffa-Waffa Partridge. DOB: Sometime just before the Great Fire of London, but definitely after the Norman Conquest. Well-pruned like a shapely pear.
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Pantgasm: December 2007
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The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Wednesday, December 19, 2007. Name: Erasmus ‘Klump’ Klipperhundth. Occupation: Idiot; Amateur wrestler; Ambassador to Barnsley. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Pantgasm: October 2009
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The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Monday, October 12, 2009. People and their derivatives. Hobbies: flat beer; fitting full-size dining crockery into his absurdly large mouth; senior squash. Little known fact: Is not a rapist.
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Pantgasm: People 29
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The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Thursday, November 22, 2007. Wracked by guilt and pant-shattering wind having consumed those who had helped him, Gerald made a vow to erect a church on that very spot to St. Fishy and The Tangy One. A vo...Thrus...
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Pantgasm: Missing Person #01
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The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Tuesday, March 03, 2009. Missing: Bart Eloise-Claude Muff't. Last seen: Bratislava, June 1833. Presumed whereabouts: Confirmed dead since June 1833. Please note: Muff't is considered dead, and should you find hi...
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Pantgasm: People and stuff
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The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Wednesday, December 19, 2007. Name: Erasmus ‘Klump’ Klipperhundth. Occupation: Idiot; Amateur wrestler; Ambassador to Barnsley. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Pantgasm: Obituaries: 1
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The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Monday, March 02, 2009. Later, his treatise on bed-wetting among middle-aged shire horses earned him a free haircut, and, inexplicably, a flatulence coupon to the value of £3.09. The acclaim and wealth resulting...
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Pantgasm: August 2007
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The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Friday, August 03, 2007. Domestic appliances technician; Scientist; Nun; Author of adult novellas based on the life of Philip II of Macedon, King of Macedonia and conqueror of Illyria, Thrace, and Greece.
