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Fan... Brilliant.: The Zed-Word
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The sarcastic, vaguely coherent, often beer-fuelled, left-wing ramblings of a code-switching, idiolectally fluid A-level student. Tuesday, 8 March 2011. Do you have a zombie apocalypse plan of action? I need a new plan then, and here it is. Here is NousAvonsLaRage's Plan of Action for the Impending Threat of Zombie Apocalypse in Washington, Tyne and Wear. So where will it start? Let's assume it's say, the contamination of a batch of KitKats. No questions, okay? Now we're armed and dressed we need to plan...
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Fan... Brilliant.: March 2011
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The sarcastic, vaguely coherent, often beer-fuelled, left-wing ramblings of a code-switching, idiolectally fluid A-level student. Tuesday, 8 March 2011. Do you have a zombie apocalypse plan of action? I need a new plan then, and here it is. Here is NousAvonsLaRage's Plan of Action for the Impending Threat of Zombie Apocalypse in Washington, Tyne and Wear. So where will it start? Let's assume it's say, the contamination of a batch of KitKats. No questions, okay? Now we're armed and dressed we need to plan...
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spasmgasm: September 2008
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The internet's premium public notice board. May contain text. Monday, 15 September 2008. Invitation to private auction for Mother's Day (UK/IE). Gasmpire Auctioneers and Wholesale Pilchard Distributors invite you to the private auction of Mother's Day in the UK and Ireland. In the United Kingdom and Ireland, Mothering Sunday, also called "Mother's Day", falls on the fourth Sunday of Lent (exactly three weeks before Easter Sunday). It is your duty. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Pantgasm: June 2008
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The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Wednesday, June 04, 2008. People and thereof (? Name: Clint Waffa-Waffa Partridge. DOB: Sometime just before the Great Fire of London, but definitely after the Norman Conquest. Well-pruned like a shapely pear.
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Pantgasm: December 2007
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The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Wednesday, December 19, 2007. Name: Erasmus ‘Klump’ Klipperhundth. Occupation: Idiot; Amateur wrestler; Ambassador to Barnsley. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom).
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Pantgasm: October 2009
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The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Monday, October 12, 2009. People and their derivatives. Hobbies: flat beer; fitting full-size dining crockery into his absurdly large mouth; senior squash. Little known fact: Is not a rapist.
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Pantgasm: People 29
http://pantgasm.blogspot.com/2007/11/people-29.html
The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Thursday, November 22, 2007. Wracked by guilt and pant-shattering wind having consumed those who had helped him, Gerald made a vow to erect a church on that very spot to St. Fishy and The Tangy One. A vo...Thrus...
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Pantgasm: Missing Person #01
http://pantgasm.blogspot.com/2009/03/missing-person-01.html
The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Tuesday, March 03, 2009. Missing: Bart Eloise-Claude Muff't. Last seen: Bratislava, June 1833. Presumed whereabouts: Confirmed dead since June 1833. Please note: Muff't is considered dead, and should you find hi...
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Pantgasm: People and stuff
http://pantgasm.blogspot.com/2007/12/people-and-stuff.html
The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Wednesday, December 19, 2007. Name: Erasmus ‘Klump’ Klipperhundth. Occupation: Idiot; Amateur wrestler; Ambassador to Barnsley. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom).
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Pantgasm: Obituaries: 1
http://pantgasm.blogspot.com/2009/03/obituaries-1.html
The descriptions below are entirely fictional, and also made up. If any of the pictures are of you, or someone you know, and you don't find this funny at all, please don't cry about it. Just send us an e-mail to pantgasm@gmail.com and we will take it down as soon as we can. Please also send porn. Monday, March 02, 2009. Later, his treatise on bed-wetting among middle-aged shire horses earned him a free haircut, and, inexplicably, a flatulence coupon to the value of £3.09. The acclaim and wealth resulting...
