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Friday, August 22, 2008. How many times in one day would you guess that I say, Stop crying or you're going in time out.? Answer: 33. I counted yesterday. Friday, August 8, 2008. Another battle down, millions to go. I think I may have won the battle of the poop, thank God! After 3 days of holding it in, daughter finally sat on the toilet to go this morning and did it. Let's just see if she can keep up with it now! Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Ignoring the problem altogether. Making her clean it up. I know...

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Friday, August 22, 2008. How many times in one day would you guess that I say, "Stop crying or you're going in time out."? Answer: 33. I counted yesterday. Friday, August 8, 2008. Another battle down, millions to go. I think I may have won the battle of the poop, thank God! After 3 days of holding it in, daughter finally sat on the toilet to go this morning and did it. Let's just see if she can keep up with it now! Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Ignoring the problem altogether. Making her "clean it up". I know...

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Constance the Thirtieth: Poop, revisited.

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Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Due to rough circumstances during my first trimester I decided to suspend all potty training efforts with my toddler. I just didn't have it in my to do what needed to be done to get her pooping in the toilet. So fast forward 4 months to today (wow, it's been a while hasn't it? Ignoring the problem altogether. Making her "clean it up". So now here I am thinking to myself, how the hell am I being outsmarted by an almost 3 year old? My new strategy is as follows:. In the end, we too...

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Constance the Thirtieth: Cleaning poop out of panties makes me want to...

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Tuesday, April 1, 2008. Cleaning poop out of panties makes me want to. Go absolutely batshit crazy. I know all the potty training books say not to scold accidents, which is how I handle all pee-related leakage. But poop, well that's an entirely different story. My daughter shits her pants on purpose because she claims that she's scared to go in the potty. She has pooped in the potty several times before without issue. WTF am I supposed to do with that? Yet she continues to do it. April 17, 2008 at 6:11 PM.

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Constance the Thirtieth: January 2008

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Saturday, January 26, 2008. Until I am cleared to have sex again. My husband is more than ready. I am more than scared, and just a little bit annoyed. Is it wrong that I'm not looking forward to getting it on until we're cleared for baby making sex again? That really is the best kind of sex anyways. Saturday, January 19, 2008. The IV in my hand which was painful for some reason. Receiving anesthesia which was so painful in my hand that it sent me into a full-fledged anxiety attack, followed by blackout.

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Constance the Thirtieth: Another battle down, millions to go.

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Friday, August 8, 2008. Another battle down, millions to go. I think I may have won the battle of the poop, thank God! After 3 days of holding it in, daughter finally sat on the toilet to go this morning and did it. It's always amazing to me how validated I feel about my job as a mom when I win battles like this one. The validation and recognition are something I definitely miss about my old career, so when something like this happens, it's a huge rush. Let's just see if she can keep up with it now!

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Constance the Thirtieth: April 2008

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008. Please don't deny me my right to feel. Please let me preface this post by saying that it deals with a sensitive subject matter: infertility. Please understand that my feelings are raw right now and that I mean no offense or hurt to anyone dealing with the struggle of not being able to conceive. All this said, I can't help but feel like I'm being penalized for something over which I have absolutely no control. And that I'm not really sure that I want to? I'm not sure I understand ...

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Constance the Hundred Twenty Fifth. My secret apartment in the sky.along with several other Constances, this is where I'll go to anonymously blow off steam. Stay tuned for the adventures of Constance and Liam.and life after 30. Thursday, November 20, 2008. Better, but not so much. It has been a long time since I've posted! Oh, this is so tough! November 25, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Constance in the Basement. Constance the Eleventy Fifth. Constance the One Millionth.

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Constance the Gazillionth: December 2008

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Saturday, December 27, 2008. Here I am, nearing 34 and realizing that I passed my sexual prime with NO PARTNER. Don't ask how I did it, I just did. And I'm pretty damn bitter about it. Sometimes I wonder if this is it, if I am destined to the life as a spinster after my sucky and failed attempts at marriage; and then I look at my fucking frumpy body and my opinion is sealed. That's it. Nobody wants me, 'nor will they ever want me, because even if I lose the weight, the extra skin will tell my tale. Const...

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Constance the Gazillionth: Sister

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008. I grew up as an only child, but my dad had a dirty little secret that was never really a secret, just dirty. Before my father was married to my mother, he was married to another woman. He had an affair with his first wife's best friend and out of that tryst came a girl named Sara. The year was 1969. She wasn't sure if she wanted to know my dad and surprise! She didn't know if my dad was really her bio dad. Apparently, there was always a doubt as to who the real father was&...

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Constance the Gazillionth: November 2008

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Tuesday, November 11, 2008. I grew up as an only child, but my dad had a dirty little secret that was never really a secret, just dirty. Before my father was married to my mother, he was married to another woman. He had an affair with his first wife's best friend and out of that tryst came a girl named Sara. The year was 1969. She wasn't sure if she wanted to know my dad and surprise! She didn't know if my dad was really her bio dad. Apparently, there was always a doubt as to who the real father was&...

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Constance the Hundred Twenty Fifth: November 2008

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Constance the Hundred Twenty Fifth. My secret apartment in the sky.along with several other Constances, this is where I'll go to anonymously blow off steam. Stay tuned for the adventures of Constance and Liam.and life after 30. Thursday, November 20, 2008. Better, but not so much. It has been a long time since I've posted! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Constance in the Basement. Constance the Eleventy Fifth. Constance the One Millionth. Constance the One Hundredth. Constance the Ninety Ninth.

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Constance the Gazillionth: 34

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Saturday, December 27, 2008. Here I am, nearing 34 and realizing that I passed my sexual prime with NO PARTNER. Don't ask how I did it, I just did. And I'm pretty damn bitter about it. Sometimes I wonder if this is it, if I am destined to the life as a spinster after my sucky and failed attempts at marriage; and then I look at my fucking frumpy body and my opinion is sealed. That's it. Nobody wants me, 'nor will they ever want me, because even if I lose the weight, the extra skin will tell my tale. As lo...

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Constance the Hundred Twenty Fifth: April 2008

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Constance the Hundred Twenty Fifth. My secret apartment in the sky.along with several other Constances, this is where I'll go to anonymously blow off steam. Stay tuned for the adventures of Constance and Liam.and life after 30. Friday, April 11, 2008. Oh, the Agony! He's been commuting on bus/train, and is doing so for free for the rest of the month thanks to my T-pass that my former job paid for and he begged me to give to him. I compromised and met him about a mile from our apartment, ha ha. Constance ...

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Constance the Gazillionth: New

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Saturday, November 1, 2008. You know, a lot of people might look down at me for this, but I look forward to dating and yes, it is one of the things that keeps me going to the gym. It is not the sole purpose of my metamorphosis. But it plays a role. I beat myself up over things in my appearance that I no longer have control over because of laziness or self-pity on my part. After all, if it is apparent that someone doesn't take care of him/herself, how can they possibly nurture a relationship? Well it seem...

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