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ConstanceTheSixth: Over reacting...Maybe...Maybe not
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Sunday, March 9, 2008. Over reacting.Maybe.Maybe not. This is such a crazy, weaving road to walk down. One I wouldn't even wish on my worst enemy and she knows who she is. He is a very nice kid. He looks like he's 28 but I've checked and he really is a senior at a local high school, is very polite, helpful, calls home when he's over here etc. He bought her tickets to a baseball game after standing 3 hours in line and a dozen roses for her birthday. Here's my problem. It is the PDA's. And so if it is any ...
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Constance the Gazillionth: December 2008
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Saturday, December 27, 2008. Here I am, nearing 34 and realizing that I passed my sexual prime with NO PARTNER. Don't ask how I did it, I just did. And I'm pretty damn bitter about it. Sometimes I wonder if this is it, if I am destined to the life as a spinster after my sucky and failed attempts at marriage; and then I look at my fucking frumpy body and my opinion is sealed. That's it. Nobody wants me, 'nor will they ever want me, because even if I lose the weight, the extra skin will tell my tale. Const...
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Constance the Gazillionth: Sister
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008. I grew up as an only child, but my dad had a dirty little secret that was never really a secret, just dirty. Before my father was married to my mother, he was married to another woman. He had an affair with his first wife's best friend and out of that tryst came a girl named Sara. The year was 1969. She wasn't sure if she wanted to know my dad and surprise! She didn't know if my dad was really her bio dad. Apparently, there was always a doubt as to who the real father was&...
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ConstanceTheSixth: February 2008
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Wednesday, February 27, 2008. Things that I Currently Hate. I need to purge. I need to attempt to get this out of my system. I know I kind of left off my last entry without finishing it, but I'm still afraid of putting all of "that" out there. I hate that my MIL and SIL think they "know" how I feel. Ummmm.no. No you don't. Not at all. Please don't give yourselves that much credit and please leave me alone. Links to this post. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). View my complete profile. Constance the forty second.
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Constance the Thirteenth: What if...
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Because everyone needs a special place to call their very own. Wednesday, March 5, 2008. When you are little, everyone always tells you "just do your best". And then we grow up. So what happens when doing your best just isn't good enough? I say fuck 'em, it's their problem, not yours. I don't know how old you are, but after a certain age it's important to set boundaries. For example, my mother-in-law. We set boundaries time and time again and after years of her shit we just stopped talking to her. My bes...
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Constance the Gazillionth: November 2008
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008. I grew up as an only child, but my dad had a dirty little secret that was never really a secret, just dirty. Before my father was married to my mother, he was married to another woman. He had an affair with his first wife's best friend and out of that tryst came a girl named Sara. The year was 1969. She wasn't sure if she wanted to know my dad and surprise! She didn't know if my dad was really her bio dad. Apparently, there was always a doubt as to who the real father was&...
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Constance the Thirteenth: Enough with the Whine
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Because everyone needs a special place to call their very own. Thursday, May 22, 2008. Enough with the Whine. Goodness gracious, I have this lovely pink apartment, and I feel like all I ever do in it is whine and complain. And that simply won't do - wine is perfectly acceptable in my pink apartment, but I think that my whining has got to stop. So *brisk clap* let's move onto to something that is happy and nice, shall we? I asked what happens if my best wasn't good enough. May 25, 2008 at 7:35 AM.
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Constance The Eleventh: October 2010
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Sharing pizza and decorating tips with at least twenty other girls named Constance, in our secret pink apartment in the city. Tuesday, October 12, 2010. I remember her being cute. She has not aged well at all. And married someone with unfortunate genes. And neither of them passed good ones to the kid either. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Constance the Twenty First. I want to say anything I please, so I'm jumping on the Constance bandwagon. I'm married with 2 kids, a boy and a girl. View my complete profile.
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Constance The Eleventh: June 2008
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Sharing pizza and decorating tips with at least twenty other girls named Constance, in our secret pink apartment in the city. Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Taking It For Granted. I'm feeling annoyed. I have pregnant friends. Lots of them. I truly am happy for them and wish nothing but the best and want everything to go well. We saw the baby, and it's moving around and kicking and healthy and there's no extra fluid in its spine and YES! I'm having a baby. Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Constance the Twenty First.
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ConstanceTheSixth: April 2008
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Saturday, April 19, 2008. Strangely.Proud of Myself. A horrible tale of enough already. It is difficult to gather the strength these days to just deal, you know? In perusing the internets. The other day I happened upon my daughter's Myspace. Links to this post. Tuesday, April 8, 2008. While I Was Out. Every rule was broken, nothing was kept clean (well it was, but only because my dad stayed with her), and her immaturity became very apparent. Well, I always knew it but my dad and others did not.
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Constance The Tenth
Wednesday, February 13, 2008. I am so fucking tired of hearing about organic food. It's not that I think organic food is bad. I'm sure all those cows, slaughtered tenderly and hand-fed non-pesticide grass, make the healthiest meat. I am PRO-organic. What I can't stand is the smugness of people who eat organic food. They're all "No high-fructose corn syrup for me! Monday, January 28, 2008. I Get Annoyed Easily. And we need to all get along. Well, you know what? Speaking of which, I have no sympathy when m...
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Constance the Thirteenth
Because everyone needs a special place to call their very own. Monday, June 2, 2008. I have a confession to make. I love The Bachelor. Seriously. I can NOT tear myself away from this show. If it's on, I have to watch it. And right now VH1 is airing Bachelor marathons. This is not good for my productivity. Or my brain cells.because there is a definite possibility that I get just a little dumber every time I watch it. Thursday, May 22, 2008. Enough with the Whine. Discuss at my pretty pink apartment. Holy ...
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Constance the Thirtieth
Friday, August 22, 2008. How many times in one day would you guess that I say, "Stop crying or you're going in time out."? Answer: 33. I counted yesterday. Friday, August 8, 2008. Another battle down, millions to go. I think I may have won the battle of the poop, thank God! After 3 days of holding it in, daughter finally sat on the toilet to go this morning and did it. Let's just see if she can keep up with it now! Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Ignoring the problem altogether. Making her "clean it up". I know...
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Constance the 32nd
Tuesday, April 13, 2010. Links to this post. Monday, November 30, 2009. So I am now in the recovery stage of getting my breast augmentation and tummy tuck done and holy junk, am I in pain. Is it worth it? But I have such an inferiority complex around her. My friend is beautiful; not just beautiful, stunningly beautiful. In fact, we went to a Mary Kay seminar once and the hostess made the point to say how beautiful she is - on more than one occasion. Links to this post. Monday, November 16, 2009. Clothes&...
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Constance The Thirty-Seventh
CLICK HERE FOR THOUSANDS OF FREE BLOGGER TEMPLATES. The newest card-carrying member of the mommy-blogger club. Thursday, July 17, 2008. The One Right Answer. So, once upon a time, there was this cat. And the cat lived happily in a bag. Until one day, that cat got out of his bag, spied his opening and started running. Last time I saw him, that cat's was merging onto an eight-lane superhighway, in the H.O.V. lane at about 90 mph. Yes, the secret's. By the big news. I have the patience of a fruit fly, and I...
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Constance the Twenty Fourth
Constance the Twenty Fourth. Monday, June 23, 2008. Me: 1; MIL: A bajillion. The first thing Jack asked me when he woke up the next morning? Where's my golf clubs? I wanna play with them.". Way to keep my kid's toy hostage, MIL. Your ploy to get me to come over with the boys won't work, however. I believe I will happen to see a kiddie golf club set at Target later today, which I will just happen to purchase. Nice try. Constance The Twenty Fourth. Saturday, June 21, 2008. Family portraits of DOOM. Greg wa...
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My Secret Apartment
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. Things here have gotten better. That seems to be the pattern. Things are ok for a while, there's a glitch, I freak out, I calm down and things get better. Hmmmm. maybe there's a lesson to be learned. In actuality, I am making an effort not to let the sleep(less) situation get to me. It's hard. Very very hard. But I know it will get better. Friday, March 28, 2008. Tristan is in bed. He was up at 5:30 am. He has not slept more than an hour all day. He "falls asleep" in my arms.
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Constance the 2 to the 2
Constance the 2 to the 2. Monday, June 30, 2008. Currently in the market for guest bath towels. Do you think the manufacturer's only figured people would be hot for 30 minutes every month or so? Is every day a brand new fucking day that he can't remember his wife likes the air conditioning ON for chrissakes? Constance the Twenty Second. Thursday, May 22, 2008. To sum up all this crap: It Sucks. Constance the Twenty Second. Tuesday, May 13, 2008. My dog, Bosco. Our debt and overall financial situation.
Constance the What??
There's more to me than that. Posted by Constance What at 16:16. Constance the 1st asked (several weeks ago, but I'm really late to this party as per usual! About conceiving children accidentally-on-purpose. Oh, god, don't think the thought doesn't cross my mind on a daily basis! Jim was an on-purpose baby. Jack was a TOTAL ACCIDENT on both our parts (the birth control failed us). My husband spent the remaining seven months (I was a bit slow on the "you're pregnant! This is not so bad! Tell me I am being...
