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Constance the Gazillionth: December 2008
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Saturday, December 27, 2008. Here I am, nearing 34 and realizing that I passed my sexual prime with NO PARTNER. Don't ask how I did it, I just did. And I'm pretty damn bitter about it. Sometimes I wonder if this is it, if I am destined to the life as a spinster after my sucky and failed attempts at marriage; and then I look at my fucking frumpy body and my opinion is sealed. That's it. Nobody wants me, 'nor will they ever want me, because even if I lose the weight, the extra skin will tell my tale. Const...
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Constance the Gazillionth: Sister
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008. I grew up as an only child, but my dad had a dirty little secret that was never really a secret, just dirty. Before my father was married to my mother, he was married to another woman. He had an affair with his first wife's best friend and out of that tryst came a girl named Sara. The year was 1969. She wasn't sure if she wanted to know my dad and surprise! She didn't know if my dad was really her bio dad. Apparently, there was always a doubt as to who the real father was&...
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Constance the Gazillionth: November 2008
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Tuesday, November 11, 2008. I grew up as an only child, but my dad had a dirty little secret that was never really a secret, just dirty. Before my father was married to my mother, he was married to another woman. He had an affair with his first wife's best friend and out of that tryst came a girl named Sara. The year was 1969. She wasn't sure if she wanted to know my dad and surprise! She didn't know if my dad was really her bio dad. Apparently, there was always a doubt as to who the real father was&...
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Constance the Hundred Twenty Fifth: November 2008
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Constance the Hundred Twenty Fifth. My secret apartment in the sky.along with several other Constances, this is where I'll go to anonymously blow off steam. Stay tuned for the adventures of Constance and Liam.and life after 30. Thursday, November 20, 2008. Better, but not so much. It has been a long time since I've posted! Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Constance in the Basement. Constance the Eleventy Fifth. Constance the One Millionth. Constance the One Hundredth. Constance the Ninety Ninth.
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Constance the Hundred Twenty Fifth: April 2008
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Constance the Hundred Twenty Fifth. My secret apartment in the sky.along with several other Constances, this is where I'll go to anonymously blow off steam. Stay tuned for the adventures of Constance and Liam.and life after 30. Friday, April 11, 2008. Oh, the Agony! He's been commuting on bus/train, and is doing so for free for the rest of the month thanks to my T-pass that my former job paid for and he begged me to give to him. I compromised and met him about a mile from our apartment, ha ha. Constance ...
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Constance the Gazillionth: 34
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Saturday, December 27, 2008. Here I am, nearing 34 and realizing that I passed my sexual prime with NO PARTNER. Don't ask how I did it, I just did. And I'm pretty damn bitter about it. Sometimes I wonder if this is it, if I am destined to the life as a spinster after my sucky and failed attempts at marriage; and then I look at my fucking frumpy body and my opinion is sealed. That's it. Nobody wants me, 'nor will they ever want me, because even if I lose the weight, the extra skin will tell my tale. As lo...
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Constance the Gazillionth: New
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Saturday, November 1, 2008. You know, a lot of people might look down at me for this, but I look forward to dating and yes, it is one of the things that keeps me going to the gym. It is not the sole purpose of my metamorphosis. But it plays a role. I beat myself up over things in my appearance that I no longer have control over because of laziness or self-pity on my part. After all, if it is apparent that someone doesn't take care of him/herself, how can they possibly nurture a relationship? Well it seem...
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Constance the Hundred Twenty Fifth: Better, but not so much
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Constance the Hundred Twenty Fifth. My secret apartment in the sky.along with several other Constances, this is where I'll go to anonymously blow off steam. Stay tuned for the adventures of Constance and Liam.and life after 30. Thursday, November 20, 2008. Better, but not so much. It has been a long time since I've posted! Oh, this is so tough! November 25, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom). Constance in the Basement. Constance the Eleventy Fifth. Constance the One Millionth.