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Constance the Super
I will promise to fix your clogged sink. I will mean it. I will never do it. Sunday, November 29, 2009. I am just in a giant funk. I have tons of reasons to be happy and thankful, but I just feel rotten and dissatisfied. 3 I keep gaining weight. I know that working out more and eating less would help, but honestly, I'm not really eating that much. I'm drinking lots of calories, though. So Whine, whine, whine. Wednesday, September 23, 2009. A trip to the endocrinologist today. I'm really nervous about thi...
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Constance The Tenth
Wednesday, February 13, 2008. I am so fucking tired of hearing about organic food. It's not that I think organic food is bad. I'm sure all those cows, slaughtered tenderly and hand-fed non-pesticide grass, make the healthiest meat. I am PRO-organic. What I can't stand is the smugness of people who eat organic food. They're all "No high-fructose corn syrup for me! Monday, January 28, 2008. I Get Annoyed Easily. And we need to all get along. Well, you know what? Speaking of which, I have no sympathy when m...
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Constance the Thirteenth
Because everyone needs a special place to call their very own. Monday, June 2, 2008. I have a confession to make. I love The Bachelor. Seriously. I can NOT tear myself away from this show. If it's on, I have to watch it. And right now VH1 is airing Bachelor marathons. This is not good for my productivity. Or my brain cells.because there is a definite possibility that I get just a little dumber every time I watch it. Thursday, May 22, 2008. Enough with the Whine. Discuss at my pretty pink apartment. Holy ...
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Constance the Thirtieth
Friday, August 22, 2008. How many times in one day would you guess that I say, "Stop crying or you're going in time out."? Answer: 33. I counted yesterday. Friday, August 8, 2008. Another battle down, millions to go. I think I may have won the battle of the poop, thank God! After 3 days of holding it in, daughter finally sat on the toilet to go this morning and did it. Let's just see if she can keep up with it now! Tuesday, August 5, 2008. Ignoring the problem altogether. Making her "clean it up". I know...
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Constance the 32nd
Tuesday, April 13, 2010. Links to this post. Monday, November 30, 2009. So I am now in the recovery stage of getting my breast augmentation and tummy tuck done and holy junk, am I in pain. Is it worth it? But I have such an inferiority complex around her. My friend is beautiful; not just beautiful, stunningly beautiful. In fact, we went to a Mary Kay seminar once and the hostess made the point to say how beautiful she is - on more than one occasion. Links to this post. Monday, November 16, 2009. Clothes&...
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Constance The Thirty-Seventh
CLICK HERE FOR THOUSANDS OF FREE BLOGGER TEMPLATES. The newest card-carrying member of the mommy-blogger club. Thursday, July 17, 2008. The One Right Answer. So, once upon a time, there was this cat. And the cat lived happily in a bag. Until one day, that cat got out of his bag, spied his opening and started running. Last time I saw him, that cat's was merging onto an eight-lane superhighway, in the H.O.V. lane at about 90 mph. Yes, the secret's. By the big news. I have the patience of a fruit fly, and I...
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constancethetwentyfirst
Subscribe to: Posts (Atom). Just your average former grown-up, trying to get a handle on stay-at-home motherhood. Somehow I thought my working life skills would be more transferable. I was wrong. View my complete profile.
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Constance the Twenty Fourth
Constance the Twenty Fourth. Monday, June 23, 2008. Me: 1; MIL: A bajillion. The first thing Jack asked me when he woke up the next morning? Where's my golf clubs? I wanna play with them.". Way to keep my kid's toy hostage, MIL. Your ploy to get me to come over with the boys won't work, however. I believe I will happen to see a kiddie golf club set at Target later today, which I will just happen to purchase. Nice try. Constance The Twenty Fourth. Saturday, June 21, 2008. Family portraits of DOOM. Greg wa...
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My Secret Apartment
Wednesday, April 2, 2008. Things here have gotten better. That seems to be the pattern. Things are ok for a while, there's a glitch, I freak out, I calm down and things get better. Hmmmm. maybe there's a lesson to be learned. In actuality, I am making an effort not to let the sleep(less) situation get to me. It's hard. Very very hard. But I know it will get better. Friday, March 28, 2008. Tristan is in bed. He was up at 5:30 am. He has not slept more than an hour all day. He "falls asleep" in my arms.
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Constance the 2 to the 2
Constance the 2 to the 2. Monday, June 30, 2008. Currently in the market for guest bath towels. Do you think the manufacturer's only figured people would be hot for 30 minutes every month or so? Is every day a brand new fucking day that he can't remember his wife likes the air conditioning ON for chrissakes? Constance the Twenty Second. Thursday, May 22, 2008. To sum up all this crap: It Sucks. Constance the Twenty Second. Tuesday, May 13, 2008. My dog, Bosco. Our debt and overall financial situation.
constancethewhat.blogspot.com
Constance the What??
There's more to me than that. Posted by Constance What at 16:16. Constance the 1st asked (several weeks ago, but I'm really late to this party as per usual! About conceiving children accidentally-on-purpose. Oh, god, don't think the thought doesn't cross my mind on a daily basis! Jim was an on-purpose baby. Jack was a TOTAL ACCIDENT on both our parts (the birth control failed us). My husband spent the remaining seven months (I was a bit slow on the "you're pregnant! This is not so bad! Tell me I am being...
